water!!

Mancie · 09-03-2006, 01:22

Had a conversation in Accy chat about the water shortage "down south" and accrington people were generous in saying that there could be a pipe line installed from accy to supply the southern parts of england (as you know some hosepipe bans maybe enforced) anyway I was thinking it would be a great comfort if instead of your great support regarding the water supply, you could send me £50 so I can have a bath

chav1 · 09-03-2006, 03:38

i will gladly send you £50 as long as you cover the £100 postage and packing fee

MUMMIBOO · 09-03-2006, 09:30

or you could get on a train and have a bath here!!!!

SPUGGIE J · 09-03-2006, 12:12

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Originally Posted by chav1

i will gladly send you £50 as long as you cover the £100 postage and packing fee

Is that not called profiteering????

Let them construct roman style bath houses it would use less water.

Less · 09-03-2006, 12:22

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Is that not called profiteering????

Let them construct roman style bath houses it would use less water.

What a great Idea! I could become quite a profit making thing supplying 'Less water' to the southern softies, What colour do you think they would want yellow, or white (the white is a bit more expensive 'cos I have to drink more beer to make it that colour! (which is strange when you think the liquid I consume is dark brown to begin with, must have a word with my Doctor and try to sort it out.)).

MUMMIBOO · 09-03-2006, 12:23

Very tasteful Less, (nothing new there then!) lol

SPUGGIE J · 09-03-2006, 12:33

Set up the river stink as a natural spring and send them that by the bucketfull.

I will sell them the refinery water (gaurenteed to clean anything and I mean anything)

Madhatter · 10-03-2006, 00:03

I'm pleased to report that it pi$$ed it down, down south, all day, and it was white, so that'll be what they what less, so get drinking.

SPUGGIE J · 10-03-2006, 00:18

Now Less will be rich and famous " the northern guy that saved the south east"

mani · 10-03-2006, 03:49

i dont think we shud

southerners get enough perks as it is without nickin our water too

Neil · 10-03-2006, 06:42

If they want water let them buy it in bottles.

garinda · 10-03-2006, 14:12

Let them eat cake.

Less · 10-03-2006, 14:24

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Originally Posted by garinda

Let them eat cake.

Manchester Tart I presume?

Better let them have scones, you know those really dry ones that seem to form a layer in your mouth and on your teeth!