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Old 15-02-2009, 21:44   #1
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well, its bread and fruit!!!

Julies excuse when stuffing her face with Apple Donuts tonight....

Whats the most 'stretching the truth' excuse you've ever used????
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Old 15-02-2009, 21:50   #2
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don't know wether ya would call it stretching it, but once told a gaffer to stick his job up his ass cos i had won the pools, though i had won approx £15 on the nags.
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Old 15-02-2009, 21:52   #3
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Richard reckons chocolate MUST be good for you because its made from beans
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Old 15-02-2009, 22:08   #4
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Re: well, its bread and fruit!!!

if you get a fruit and nut then that counts towards your 5 a day....
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Old 16-02-2009, 10:16   #5
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My Granddaughters best she thinks that because she eats 5 grapes she is getting her 5 a day
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Old 16-02-2009, 10:43   #6
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My Granddaughters best she thinks that because she eats 5 grapes she is getting her 5 a day
daft as it sounds that reminds me of me dad, when he was very poorly, he used to smoke 20 senior service a day, the doc told him he had to stop smoking so from that day on he bought 10 consulate @ 10 senior,smoked em alternate n said the menthol ones nullified the others.
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Old 16-02-2009, 12:05   #7
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Just had Jaffa Cake No5 so I'm all set for the day.
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Old 16-02-2009, 12:09   #8
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Wines fruit innit!!

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Old 16-02-2009, 14:07   #9
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I don’t suppose that Fruit Gums or Fruit Pastilles come into the equation? Or a strawberry cheesecake/gataux.
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Old 16-02-2009, 15:21   #10
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The slimming bread is not working for me.... so I must not be eating enough of it:
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Old 16-02-2009, 17:05   #11
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Wines fruit innit!!

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Quite right Taggy but its usually before some Spaniard or Italian has trampled the grapes under foot
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Old 16-02-2009, 17:06   #12
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I don’t suppose that Fruit Gums or Fruit Pastilles come into the equation? Or a strawberry cheesecake/gataux.
Its all in the mind JB if it works for you, thats fine
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Old 16-02-2009, 17:15   #13
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There is no guarantee that your fruit and veg had much by way of vitamins and minerals when you bought them, and will have less for every day you store them.
This hype about 'have 5 a day' assumes that they are as nutritious as they were when grown 60 years ago, when diet was intensively studied for 'rationing' guidelines, and when the journey from field to you was shorter.
Intensive growing, herbicides and artificial fertilizers has made them less nutritious, so if you want to be on the safe side - eat 25 a day - and stay near a loo always
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Old 16-02-2009, 19:13   #14
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The water they use to make beer is probably better than the bottled stuff many people buy.
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Old 17-02-2009, 11:58   #15
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Quite right Taggy but its usually before some Spaniard or Italian has trampled the grapes under foot
Yum Yum....Chateau de verruca!!

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