What Can You Do? What Can You Say?

Less · 06-09-2013, 15:03

There I was my favourite pub, my favourite corner, minding everyone else's business by ear wigging, a normal day.
Then, a host, a crowd, of single mothers, with push chairs, gathered around me.
The fact that every second word began with f and ended with k didn't worry me too much, the English language is quite complex, if you haven't lived here for a couple of thousand years you can be forgiven that your children's, children haven't quite got the hang of it and need to substitute what they aught to know with what they have been brought up with.

The thing was, they were waiting for their children's father to arrive, it seems he had just spent 15 months due to our good queen 'bess the two's generosity for giving her pleasure to life's idiots.

He arrived, so did even more single mothers, I could stand no more, they all commented most sincerely about how he had gained weight and how even, pearly white his teeth are and he replied that he had put on two stones AND had his teeth fixed by the prison dentist.
I think, I'll have to do what he has done (not the single mother thing), the 15 months for GBH, he claimed that if he had gone for good behaviour the dentist wouldn't have had time to finish the job.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Boeing Guy · 06-09-2013, 15:17

One does wonder what our once great nation has become......

Retlaw · 06-09-2013, 15:22

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Originally Posted by Less

There I was my favourite pub, my favourite corner, minding everyone else's business by ear wigging, a normal day.
Then, a host, a crowd, of single mothers, with push chairs, gathered around me.
The fact that every second word began with f and ended with k didn't worry me too much, the English language is quite complex, if you haven't lived here for a couple of thousand years you can be forgiven that your children's, children haven't quite got the hang of it and need to substitute what they aught to know with what they have been brought up with.

The thing was, they were waiting for their children's father to arrive, it seems he had just spent 15 months due to our good queen 'bess the two's generosity for giving her pleasure to life's idiots.

He arrived, so did even more single mothers, I could stand no more, they all commented most sincerely about how he had gained weight and how even, pearly white his teeth are and he replied that he had put on two stones AND had his teeth fixed by the prison dentist.
I think, I'll have to do what he has done (not the single mother thing), the 15 months for GBH, he claimed that if he had gone for good behaviour the dentist wouldn't have had time to finish the job.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

F in hell.

Less · 06-09-2013, 15:44

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

F in hell.

Not wishing to be critical, but shouldn't that be...

F in K?

cashman · 06-09-2013, 15:49

Ah but the encouraging bit is they seem to have learnt sentences?

yeh can always find a positive, even wi slappers.

Gremlin · 06-09-2013, 15:59

That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.

cashman · 06-09-2013, 16:05

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Originally Posted by Gremlin

That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.

Those things are likely the main topic everywhere i reckon, Pity "Not 1" of the parties will really do anything positive about things. Though doubt if a certain Jock will admit that.

Less · 06-09-2013, 16:11

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Originally Posted by Gremlin

That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.

Pardon my ignorance, but which club?

Ooooh, maybe I don't want to know, ripping up bedsheets and getting Lancsdave to emblazon KKK on my pillowcases might not be my scene.

jaysay · 06-09-2013, 17:15

I wonder why there were so many single mothers there to greet this guy, maybe they were bringing the kids to meet daddy

flashy · 06-09-2013, 18:31

was thinking the exact same thing myself John

Restless · 06-09-2013, 19:34

F & K jay.. that made me laugh

accyman · 06-09-2013, 19:46

jeremy kyle is currently running repeats so expect more less

take note they may be on the next batch of j/k with a title not too dis-smilar to my fella cheated while in prison

Neil · 06-09-2013, 22:29

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Originally Posted by cashman

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Originally Posted by Gremlin

That subject, plus the lack of immigration control seems to be the main topic of conversation in the Club.

Those things are likely the main topic everywhere i reckon, Pity "Not 1" of the parties will really do anything positive about things. Though doubt if a certain Jock will admit that.

I think you have mentioned UKIP before (sorry if it wasn't you).

Here is a link to their immigration policy Immigration

They want to freeze immigration for 5 years ( it mentions some exceptions)