What exactly is Housework? - Page 4

Gordon Booth · 17-09-2012, 20:24

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Originally Posted by Benipete

Just finished ironing the creases into my underpants and now I feel EPIC.

I hope you took them off first!

Benipete · 17-09-2012, 20:25

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707

WTF does Bottoming mean please?It sounds like something I would only do on my wedding night

Will you behave? I'm an oldish man .nearly had a jammer then.

Sunflower49 · 18-09-2012, 00:53

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Originally Posted by Benipete

Will you behave? I'm an oldish man .nearly had a jammer then.

Lol 'Bottoming'?!?! It sounds dodgy!Tell me I'm wrong!

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2012, 07:14

it depends whether it is a house or a man.

jaysay · 18-09-2012, 08:54

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Originally Posted by cashman

Nah 12-00 till 13-00 with n hour fer dinner.

Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy

Less · 18-09-2012, 08:58

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy

Must be, though a Tory employer would have an illegal immigrant doing the job so that he can get around any such agreement.

jaysay · 18-09-2012, 09:10

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Originally Posted by Less

Must be, though a Tory employer would have an illegal immigrant doing the job so that he can get around any such agreement.

Whatttttt an hour a day and an hour for lunch I don't think so

Less · 18-09-2012, 09:16

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Whatttttt an hour a day and an hour for lunch I don't think so

Read what I posted again Jay.

cashman · 18-09-2012, 09:21

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy

Don't be daft,they weren't that forward thinking, there cashy negotiated hours.

churchfcrules · 18-09-2012, 09:22

well she who must be obeyed is out, so im gonna, sweep up, wash up (anyone else have a dish washer, but would rather wash up?), put some washing on, and make a lamb hotpot for tea, and it still wont be RIGHT! lol

****** this, think i will go for a walk/wild camp tomorrow! least then when i cook n clean, it will be appreciated lol, i will be on my own.

thinking about doing Whernside tomorrow, me, camera,tent and wind n rain, anyone up for it? lol

Sunflower49 · 18-09-2012, 09:26

I house sat for my parents a few weeks ago and they have a dishwasher, never touched it...I've only just learned how to use a sink I mean one step at a time!

churchfcrules · 18-09-2012, 09:33

well sexists like me, used to think you needed a woman to do your housework

wrong guys, its a finger!
hoover switch, one finger
microwave, one finger
dishwasher, one finger
washing machine, one finger

hang on a minute, womens fingers must get some use (oh i went there, you better believe it) lol

jaysay · 18-09-2012, 09:53

Well we all know why the sink unit as a plinth set back at the base, so women can get nearer to the sink when they're washing up, saves water dripping on the carpet

churchfcrules · 18-09-2012, 09:57

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Well we all know why the sink unit as a plinth set back at the base, so women can get nearer to the sink when they're washing up, saves water dripping on the carpet

why do women have small feet? to get nearer to the sink!

why do women get married in white? camouflage for the kitchen!

if your wife comes out of the kitchen moaning at you, what have you done wrong? made the chain too long!