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Old 13-09-2008, 22:28   #16
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What is English?

It's a pot of tea, a scone, strawberry jam and clotted cream. It's an ancient raincoat, a pair of wellies and a muddy dog. It's egg and mayo sandwiches, with tiny grains of sand in them so they ever-so-slightly crunch, eaten under a damp towel on a windswept beach after a brief dip in a freezing sea. It's drowsing in front of a blazing fire on a dark winter afternoon with a warm cat purring on your knee. It's little children with rosy cheeks and gloves on a string through their coat sleeves. It's wild daffodils growing under the trees and katkins on the hazel bushes.

I could go on........
Well I will.....Yorkshire teabags, old ladies wearing that cellophane stuff on their outer clothing, bingo, Blackpool, fish and chips, not complaining in restaurants and shops, Peter Kay, rain.
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Old 13-09-2008, 22:46   #17
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This is English...
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Old 14-09-2008, 00:30   #18
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I saw that advert for the first time tonight - its a good one ........
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Old 14-09-2008, 03:27   #19
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pretty good advert!!
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Old 14-09-2008, 08:29   #20
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What is English, how about stupidity.

We are spending £25 million on a shooting facility at Woolwich Barracks to house a sport which is illegal in the UK. After the Olympics is over it will be pulled down leaving nothing behind.
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Old 14-09-2008, 10:43   #21
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The seaside of course? When it is raining... with an ice cream and a little pot of overpriced cockles.

I paddled in the sea yesterday and it was freezing. No condoms though. Very pleasant.
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Old 14-09-2008, 10:49   #22
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Our unique sense of humour and ability to laugh at ourselves
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Old 14-09-2008, 10:49   #23
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How can anyone say that that is England today though? The only people who stand up for what the believe in regardless of what the law says are Al Qaeda and PETA.

That advert is nothing but nostalgia for what was but is no more. I'm going to stick with the north west coast.
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Old 14-09-2008, 10:50   #24
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Hugh Grant?
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No condoms though. Very pleasant.

Very risky. Remember you should always practice safe sex and what would have happened if you got caught performing in public
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Old 14-09-2008, 11:11   #26
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Very risky. Remember you should always practice safe sex and what would have happened if you got caught performing in public
I was going solo
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