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Old 26-08-2005, 13:15   #16
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Re: What makes you wee?

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People should come into the chatroom more at five am, PMSL really does mean p*ss myself laughing, literally sometuimes.

There have seriously been times in that chatroom when I couldn't see the screen for the tears of laughter running down my face and other times very wet pants lmfao!!!


I never did apologise to A-B for making him ............. ohhh well that's another story !!!
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Old 26-08-2005, 13:29   #17
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Re: What makes you wee?

"I PAID A POUND FOR THESE UNDERPANTS AND I'VE GOT 50 PENCE WORTH STUCK UP MY ARSE".........

Enough said lol
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Old 26-08-2005, 14:11   #18
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Re: What makes you wee?

Me and Slink in each others company for more than 20mins usually results in wet underwear and that's without the water fights A couple of month ago we tried to catch a bus to Queens Park hospital, my mum was dubious about letting us out on our own because we were together (terrible influence on each other) it was pouring with rain we stood on the wrong side of the road for the bus it went sailing past and we stood there for about 10mins crying with laughter thinking that it was gonna turn round and come back......... in the end we had to go back to mums and ring a taxi her face was a picture!


OMG!!!! I just wet my knickers, thinking about that again. Really guy's when she says we ain't safe to go out on our own, SHE REALLY MEANS IT.
That bus driver must have thought we were proper idiots. Well he wouldn't be far wrong.
We actually blamed our mum, ginger and MTHEAD for us missing the bus. Because if they all didn't molly cuddle us so much we would be wiser. Ginger chauffeurs me around everywhere and Mt head does for tinks, so we never really have to think for ourselves, SO SEE it is their fault.
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Old 26-08-2005, 14:12   #19
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"I PAID A POUND FOR THESE UNDERPANTS AND I'VE GOT 50 PENCE WORTH STUCK UP MY ARSE".........

Enough said lol

LMAO wingy, I know the feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 26-08-2005, 17:22   #20
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Re: What makes you wee?

i used to laugh at richard whiteley,when he did the "jokes only richard can tell"
he to laugh while he was telling them ,,one that stands out was the pet shop one,,,,he was nearly wetting himself while he told it .....the joke was mediocre but you really had to laugh at him telling it..(i miss countdown )..
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Old 26-08-2005, 17:35   #21
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when me and my mum go shopping we always end up in fits of laughter!!! i just have to catch her eye and thats it...were both off. its even worse when we try to tell my dad what were laughing at as neither of us can get the words out!!!
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Old 26-08-2005, 18:43   #22
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fawlty towers did it for me,really cracked me up, but in real life, me and me mate was in the melbo cafe, when the whalley bus came in,as we were going there to meet two birds we got on waited 5mins - no conductor! so we rang the bell-driver set off, and we went all the way to whalley,stop starting the bus to pick people up etc, the old dears thought it was great as they got a free ride, still crack up today when we meet up,a very funny incident.
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Old 26-08-2005, 18:58   #23
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AAABBOUTT 14 PINTS OF HIC! ..HOLTS! WASHDOWN...HIC!! WITH VODKA@ COKE..HIC!!THAS WATS MAKES ME WWEEE!
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Old 26-08-2005, 19:35   #24
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Rindy.......I can whisper you a good surgeon who specialises in curing that kind of problem........only thing is he uses a cork from a tubby jar and a seven pound lump hammer!
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Old 26-08-2005, 21:22   #25
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I love good comedy, my favourite that crack me up are as mention Catherine Tate Show, Extras, The League of Gentlemen, Nighty Night, Little Britain I also love Royale Family, Monty Python, well as you can see its anything really, I've got quite a sick sense of humour, but most of all just love to have a laugh. My daughter also makes me laugh, she comes out with the funniest things, like " when I'm bigger will I have a willy" she's obsessed, I think it cracks me up because she knows she's saying something funny and cracks up laughing herself.
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Old 26-08-2005, 22:34   #26
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I love good comedy, my favourite that crack me up are as mention Catherine Tate Show, Extras, The League of Gentlemen, Nighty Night, Little Britain I also love Royale Family, Monty Python, well as you can see its anything really, I've got quite a sick sense of humour, but most of all just love to have a laugh. My daughter also makes me laugh, she comes out with the funniest things, like " when I'm bigger will I have a willy" she's obsessed, I think it cracks me up because she knows she's saying something funny and cracks up laughing herself.
Nighty, Night and The League of Gentleman.


Two of the sickest programmes ever to be shown on the box, happily also two of the funniest.
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Old 26-08-2005, 22:44   #27
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Marjorie Dawes in Fat Fighters - Little Britain.Biggus Dickus in Monty Python The Life Of Brian.
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Old 26-08-2005, 23:49   #28
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garinda in chat has just literally made me wee myself, the little beggar
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Old 26-08-2005, 23:55   #29
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little britain and got to agree with red, garinda in chat!
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Old 27-08-2005, 00:54   #30
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listening ......are reading your daughters comments?
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