What's your insult of choice?

[andrewb]

Originally Posted by Ianto.W.

That reminds me of Churchill's classic, when a certain lady said to him,"sir you are drunk" Churchill replied,"madam you are ugly but tomorrow i'll be sober".

Reminded me too haha

[Eric]

Insulting a movie: When Hollywood came out with a movie about Werner von Braun called "I Aim for the Stars" an English critic suggested the sub-title: "But Sometimes I Hit London."

[Flash]

we use the word PRAT and DILLON in our house no idea what DILLON means but its chucked around a lot non the less. Its all meant in the nicest possible way though.

[grannyclaret]

Originally Posted by Cyfr

Reminded me too haha

I think this was a famous quote of Churchills, to Nancy Aster.

(Nancy) ....If i was your wife i would give you poison ..........
(Churchill).....Madam if you were my wife i would drink it....

[jedimaster]

Originally Posted by flashytart

i just call everyone a spaz or a div or an eejit

ya forgot spoon!!!!


mine are numpty , numbnuts, doris (when referring to the fairer sex), wingnut and remould
and if i'm really annoyed i use a phrase quoted from the film full metal jacket - "what is your major malfunction numbnuts"

[panther]

numbnuts!!...lol used that a few times and numpty

[Margaret Pilkington]

No...spoon was covered, along with the reason it was used as a derogatory term.

[Margaret Pilkington]

'You Twillop' is another one that I sometimes use.....no idea where it comes from.

[panther]

cloth head...has that been said??

[ANNE]

With the children it's doolally, numpty, Donkey, wally or Barmpot.
With other's it's Plonker, flippin ejit, spaz, tool,

[steeljack]

Originally Posted by Ianto.W.

That reminds me of Churchill's classic, when a certain lady said to him,"sir you are drunk" Churchill replied,"madam you are ugly but tomorrow i'll be sober".

Yep, I think that was a reply to Bessie Braddock

Wasn't there another . something about " sir if you were my husband I would serve you poison" Churchill " Madam if you were my wife I would drink it "

[panther]

Originally Posted by steeljack

Yep, I think that was a reply to Bessie Braddock

Wasn't there another . something about " sir if you were my husband I would serve you poison" Churchill " Madam if you were my wife I would drink it "

lol....rofl3.gif yeh heard that one...very good

[katex]

Heard one of the ladies I work with call her little girl a 'rug rat' today whatever that is. Course didn't look like one at all.

[Romps]

Well to be honest ours aren't really PC! but we do call each other... Spaz, Mong & Flid! But when I say them I don't mean them as an insult to anyone with a physical or mental disability, to me its just like saying numpty or nutter which we also use! I do tend to be very careful not to use these terms outside!!

I remember years ago at school we used to call each other Joey's after seeing a programme about a Disabled man named Joey Deacon, in fact this man is somewhat remarkable.

http://www.spleen.dsl.pipex.com/jd-history.html

[Margaret Pilkington]

I always thought Mong meant Mongrel....but my sister told me it meant Mongol...so I was very careful about not using it in company that would find it offensive...family seem impervious to most insults anyway