Which character would you be. - Page 3

Margaret Pilkington · 12-12-2011, 20:01

And a good helping of mushy peas...with an extra bi-carb tablet in for luck.

jaysay · 12-12-2011, 20:02

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Originally Posted by mobertol

I knew some kind soul would volunteer Jay! May I suggest a few Onion Bahji's with the curry

Anything for Groove mobertol

mobertol · 12-12-2011, 20:02

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

And a good helping of mushy peas...with an extra bi-carb tablet in for luck.

There speaks the expert ....

Margaret Pilkington · 12-12-2011, 20:09

Yes, the front end would be jet propelled....the back end would be holding his nose I guess.

I could be Snow White(I did once dress up as Snow White and parade around Blackburn town centre collecting money for the Hospice....a long time ago)....I have a couple of white streaks in the front of my hair now.....or perhaps one of the seven dwarfs(or should that be dwarves).........I would, of course, have to be Happy....but at a pinch I could be Surly or Snarly.

mobertol · 12-12-2011, 20:25

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I could be Snow White(I did once dress up as Snow White and parade around Blackburn town centre collecting money for the Hospice....a long time ago.

Do you have skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony?

I always wanted to have jet black hair as a girl -had the exact opposite.

In my case it was watching Westerns that did it, wished I could have the lovely black plaits of the squaws! Mini Ha-ha eat your heart out

Perhaps I could play Tiger Lily in Peter Pan -with a wig, of course!

mobertol · 12-12-2011, 20:42

Where is Colin Firth when he's needed - Jane Austen for inventing Mr.Darcy....the world is full of frogs and it's all her fault.

We would be Princesses, who see through the Prince Charmings, need our Beasts -why are they so good at being beastly and are never there when needed....

Am I beginning to see the charm of the seven dwarfs

Less · 12-12-2011, 21:31

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I could be Snow White

You've been married how long and reckon to be snow white?
That fella of yours has one heck of alot of patience!

Margaret Pilkington · 12-12-2011, 21:55

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Originally Posted by mobertol

Do you have skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony?

I always wanted to have jet black hair as a girl -had the exact opposite.

In my case it was watching Westerns that did it, wished I could have the lovely black plaits of the squaws! Mini Ha-ha eat your heart out

Perhaps I could play Tiger Lily in Peter Pan -with a wig, of course!

My hair used to be black.......not quite jet black......yes my skin is pale....and I have a lovely red Chanel lipstick which would complete the picture.
Up until my early forties I had waist length hair too.

Over the years my hair has gone lighter with two grey Mallen streaks....and since last November I have a white flash on top of my head too....so I guess I would have to resort to a wig to play
Snow White.

Margaret Pilkington · 12-12-2011, 21:57

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You've been married how long and reckon to be snow white?
That fella of yours has one heck of alot of patience!

Now Less..........I didn't say I am Snow White......I only said that I could be....after all Panto is not real...it is only acting.

Retlaw · 12-12-2011, 23:22

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Now Less..........I didn't say I am Snow White......I only said that I could be....after all Panto is not real...it is only acting.

May be you could play Cruella then.

Retlaw.

Eric · 13-12-2011, 06:30

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Originally Posted by mobertol

Where is Colin Firth when he's needed -Jane Austen for inventing Mr.Darcy....the world is full of frogs and it's all her fault.

We would be Princesses, who see through the Prince Charmings, need our Beasts -why are they so good at being beastly and are never there when needed....

Am I beginning to see the charm of the seven dwarfs

Freyja, is that you? And I thought there were only four dwarfs

gynn · 13-12-2011, 06:56

Maybe we could expand the list of pantomime characters to include the "forgotten" men and women who would be lurking somewhere in the background.

Like the social security fraud investigator sent to check on the young girl claiming a carers allowance for looking after seven single men with stunted growth........

...or the trading standards inspector responding to a complaint that a market trader had sold what he claimed to be "magic" beans that, when thrown through the window, had taken root and grown hundreds of feet overnight.....

accyman · 13-12-2011, 07:32

I'll be jesus .. ( pre nails)

cashman · 13-12-2011, 07:44

I would be "Fleshcreep" the Tax collector in Jack @ Beanstalk. a spare bob or twos always handy at xmas.

Less · 13-12-2011, 08:07

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Maybe we could expand the list of pantomime characters to include the "forgotten" men and women who would be lurking somewhere in the background.

There was also the infamous pest control officer, the people of the town refused to pay when they discovered he had illegally disposed of the rodents bodies in the local water supply.
This affected his mind so much that he later went on to be accused and convicted of child abduction.