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Old 08-03-2009, 18:27   #46
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seen as i have nothing much i guess teh only thing i can offer is that when my body is cremated it will provide some heat for young couples making out behind teh cremitorium

like other souls have done for me when i was younger

its nice to give a little back if you can
You could always leave your mortal remains to Gunther Von Hagens, he is getting mine, up to him then I suppose!
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Old 08-03-2009, 19:03   #47
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You could always leave your mortal remains to Gunther Von Hagens, he is getting mine, up to him then I suppose!
You planning on shuffling off your mortal coil soon Lindsey?????
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Old 08-03-2009, 22:44   #48
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You could always leave your mortal remains to Gunther Von Hagens, he is getting mine, up to him then I suppose!
Are you really going to leave your body to Gunther?

That's brilliant!

How have you arranged it? Did you just have it written into a normal will or have you had to fill in other paperwork?
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Old 08-03-2009, 23:22   #49
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Are you really going to leave your body to Gunther?

That's brilliant!

How have you arranged it? Did you just have it written into a normal will or have you had to fill in other paperwork?
Am awaiting paperwork at the mo, just type in Institute for plastination and it's all there!
It will be written into will as well.
Daughter isn't massively convinced but she enjoyed the exhibition in Manchester and to be honest, once the coffin is in the ground or cremated , what does it matter?
If it helps research in any way I think it's a step forward!
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Old 09-03-2009, 17:06   #50
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If you don't make a will the queen may get it,
If you don't believe me look here-
http://www.wisewills.co.uk/intestate.htmextract-
If the Intestate died resident within the Duchy of Lancashire or in Cornwall, the Duchy or the Duke of Cornwall respectively take the assets as bona vacantia subject to the same conditions
That’s another reason why we should dump the monarchy and the lesser royals.

However what you failed to mention is that the crown is right at the bottom of the list of possible beneficiaries.

With spin like that you should be in government.
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That’s another reason why we should dump the monarchy and the lesser royals.

However what you failed to mention is that the crown is right at the bottom of the list of possible beneficiaries.

With spin like that you should be in government.
If the half hearted attempts at tracing relatives fail- she gets it all
even though she is the least deserving cause
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