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| This guy is an arts student just taking the p**s |
   
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3 | 16.67% |
| New signing for Accy Stanley, got lost on the way here |
  
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1 | 5.56% |
| Asylum seeker, will no doubt claim torture led to imposed silence |
  
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3 | 16.67% |
| Councillor Jones (not been heard of for a while) |
  
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1 | 5.56% |
| Artist involved in Panopticon - sent crazy by a crazy scheme |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Hit Man searching for a P. Britcliffe |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Osama Bin Laden in disguise |
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1 | 5.56% |
| Vorlon (who just happens to live in Kent) |
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1 | 5.56% |
| Accy Webber who can't cope woth the overnight slow postings |
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1 | 5.56% |
| None of the above |
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7 | 38.89% |
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18-05-2005, 12:57
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Who is the Piano Man?
I'm sure that most of you by now will have read or seen pictures of this mystery man who turned up in Kent about 4 weeks ago. If you've not heard of him, do a google.
Currently held in a mental institution, there are no clues to his identity. Clothing labels had been removed, and he refuses to speak. He is, however, a brilliant pianist to concert level and he has an ability to draw. No one seems to know who he is or where he is from. My own belief is that this guy is a final year arts student, probably from somewhere like Leeds, and this is his attempt to get a first class degree in conceptual art or whatever the current terminology is for this rubbish. There are other theories, of course; I've outlined a few, so lets have a vote, and give your reasons. Lets see who gets it right. |
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18-05-2005, 13:17
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
Why would he be wandering around in a soaking wet suit?
According to news reports, he is french, and information has been passed through Interpol from a Polish chap in Rome. That's pretty much all I have heard but I voted for me anyway!!!
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18-05-2005, 15:06
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
I like the theory Tea;it's deffo not Councillor Jones as I saw him in town yesterday!
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18-05-2005, 15:41
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
I think he is someone who was fed up of the life he had & this is his way of getting a new one
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18-05-2005, 15:45
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
possibly someone whose had a breakdown?
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18-05-2005, 15:49
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
It's Lord Lucan
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18-05-2005, 15:55
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
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18-05-2005, 15:58
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
My theory is that he is a asylum seeker and by not talking to anyone he gets to stay in this country til they find out who he is and where he is from.
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18-05-2005, 16:03
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
Reggie Perrin?
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18-05-2005, 16:10
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
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18-05-2005, 17:45
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
"sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight well we're all in the mood for a melody and you got us feeling alright" - Billy Joel Sorry, but couldn't resist, given the title of this string!
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18-05-2005, 17:51
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
Odd that;last time I heard owt about Billy he was in rehab;this bloke looks nowt like him,must be a bizarre coincidence.....or is it???
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18-05-2005, 22:12
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
Asylum seeker, will no doubt claim torture led to imposed silence
yup wont be long before britain is full of people unable to speak yet able to deliver pizas oh hang on thats already happening if hes so good with a piano why not sit him outside wilkinsons with a piano and a cup since spare change guy packed in theres a vacant slot Last edited by chav1; 18-05-2005 at 22:14. |
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18-05-2005, 22:29
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Re: Who is the Piano Man?
Definitely not a new Stanley signing, they got rid of Paul Haworth coz he was crap at kareoke!
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