Why can't a woman be reasonable and practical-like a man

[MargaretR]

I am not 'lost' - just choosing not to be found







by persons whose company I find disappointing

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Reasonable and practical?...you mean more like a man?
You chose your wife....if you didn't choose wisely there is only one person to blame, and it isn't her.
Reasonable and practical.......like as in, you can do all the things that your wife does and in half the time and with half the available resources.
Will you just look at your palms and check to see if the nail holes have healed?
There was only one man who was perfect and he was crucified for it.

God looked down on Adam in the garden of Eden, found him in a corner looking miserable, God asked Adam what was wrong, Adam replied I've tended your garden, named all the plants, animals & insects, I have nothing left to do. God said what you need is a companion, some one to love you and care for you, Adam asked what this would cost, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam asked what would I get for a rib. Look what the skinflint landed us with.

Retlaw

[RHFOY]

Originally Posted by Less

Whoa, hang on, have you ever met her?

I have, and can honestly say I wouldn't be able to find a pedestal that deserves her dangling from it!

hahahaha thats a good un.. and ive read it as humour, is this lady your wife?

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

God looked down on Adam in the garden of Eden, found him in a corner looking miserable, God asked Adam what was wrong, Adam replied I've tended your garden, named all the plants, animals & insects, I have nothing left to do. God said what you need is a companion, some one to love you and care for you, Adam asked what this would cost, God replied an arm and a leg, Adam asked what would I get for a rib. Look what the skinflint landed us with.

Retlaw

class pure class.

[RHFOY]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Oh yes and while you may think that women are a queer breed you have to remember.............. God made us to match men!

God made women to make more men(wo... men) :-)

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by RHFOY

hahahaha thats a good un.. and ive read it as humour, is this lady your wife?

Have you got a death wish, asking a question like that.
Less hates women, well most of em.
Retlaw.

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by RHFOY

God made women to make more men(wo... men) :-)

Wrong, God was being a sadist, to punish Adam for being a skinflint.

Retlaw

[RHFOY]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Have you got a death wish, asking a question like that.
Less hates women, well most of em.
Retlaw.

well retlaw thats the great thing about being new or not having any pre conceived ideas, you post and learn about likes and dislikes and peoples personalities, im really enjoying the crack and great debate on here ...

[RHFOY]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Wrong, God was being a sadist, to punish Adam for being a skinflint.

Retlaw

im humble enough to say i didnt quite get the skinflint end... and i thought the ladies would like the cheek in that wo-.. men one .

[Benipete]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Perhaps you misunderstood my meaning there, MargaretR.

That's another thing, women don't have a proper sense of humour! In fact, ANY sense of humour in some cases.Strange, that!

Of course women have a sense of humour.

You only have to look at who they married to see that.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by RHFOY

hahahaha thats a good un.. and ive read it as humour, is this lady your wife?

Its easy to tell your a new member, in fact I flipped though the rest of the posts to see if either Less or Margaret had replied, think when they do you'll definitely need a few of these

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by RHFOY

God made women to make more men(wo... men) :-)

Well RHFOY the only reason women keep men in tow these days is that a vibrator doesn't pay for drinks in the pub

[Less]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

Have you got a death wish, asking a question like that.
Less hates women, well most of em.
Retlaw.

Slightly inaccurate as usual, I do not discriminate, I hate everyone.

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Less

Slightly inaccurate as usual, I do not discriminate, I hate everyone.

We all know that, I was just being cautious with your image.

Retlaw

[RHFOY]

Originally Posted by Benipete

Of course women have a sense of humour.

You only have to look at who they married to see that.

oh belter..... great response, but there again there is someone out there for everyone, at times it feels like i lost in the raffle :-)))