Wildlife migration into the remote suburbs - Page 2

MargaretR · 30-05-2012, 12:35

All that 'sticking out of tongues' seems to be based on displaying wealth via gold tongue rings.

I suppose it is harder to steal when it is in the mouth or attached to the body.

cashman · 30-05-2012, 13:18

We noticed a guy in the watering hole sat lunch wi 2 Stainless steel spikes stuck out approx 2/3" below his bottom lip,

Bet mistletoe aint very successful fer him

MargaretR · 30-05-2012, 13:33

Many of them use 'the horned hand' signal well known amongst satanists. I think they are not aware of its symbolic use in satan worship.

I think they adopted it from its use by some heavy metal rock bands. I tend to shudder when I see it used, especially by world leaders.

MargaretR · 30-05-2012, 14:23

I thought I was being original when I described them in terms appropriate to wild animals,
....but here I find David Attenborough did it first

Walking With Chavs (The Documentary) - YouTube!

Stumped · 30-05-2012, 17:51

Could the tattooed, square jawed slugs that slither along Broadway, handing pasties to their squealing, snot-nosed offspring be a newly discovered species - or yet another chav spin-off?

jaysay · 30-05-2012, 17:59

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Originally Posted by Stumped

Could the tattooed, square jawed slugs that slither along Broadway, handing pasties to their squealing, snot-nosed offspring be a newly discovered species - or yet another chav spin-off?

Na Stumped, they've been in existance for years, well at least 30 as I used to see um every day when I worked in the town centre back in the early 80s, the only difference then was they all wore shell suits

Stumped · 30-05-2012, 18:06

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Na Stumped, they've been in existance for years, well at least 30 as I used to see um every day when I worked in the town centre back in the early 80s, the only difference then was they all wore shell suits

At least the 'shell' would've spared us the tattooes!

cashman · 30-05-2012, 18:21

There was loads or flocks of em in town yesterday 3 blokes wi tattoos all oer their faces, seemed to be more lasses than lads wi tattoos, the sun sure brings em out in droves, surprising cos it was before dinner.

another 25 yrs or so n they will have faded n look a right pigs ear, like mine.

Restless · 30-05-2012, 19:16

I am not much a fan of tattoos. I suppose some of them are pretty cool, but I do not understand those that tattoo their face... that's just insane

jaysay · 31-05-2012, 09:27

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Originally Posted by Restless

I am not much a fan of tattoos. I suppose some of them are pretty cool, but I do not understand those that tattoo their face... that's just insane

Ya Restless but when you actually look at the neanderthals that are tattooed from head to foot you can understand why, doh

cashman · 31-05-2012, 10:13

Just back from town.......a remarkable absence of wild life, Aint rain wonderful?

susie123 · 31-05-2012, 21:54

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Originally Posted by Restless

I am not much a fan of tattoos. I suppose some of them are pretty cool, but I do not understand those that tattoo their face... that's just insane

Now's your chance to have a go Rob... someone's just advertised a tattoo kit for sale on Accyweb.

Restless · 01-06-2012, 18:18

ahem... no thanks

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Originally Posted by susie123

Now's your chance to have a go Rob... someone's just advertised a tattoo kit for sale on Accyweb.

I cant understand those that would get their.. ahem..... tattooed

I was once sent a picture from a (enter swear word here) friend. I thought. "Hmm Its a picture of a hairy man with a long nose...."

Then I realized exactly what it was...

Barrie Yates · 04-06-2012, 09:12

I think we are seeing natural evolution with life moving from the ponds to dry land without yet being fully developed for life amongst humans. Even worse is that some primitive forms of life are by-passing the pond and coming amongst us direct from the primordial ooze

garinda · 04-06-2012, 09:18

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

I think we are seeing natural evolution with life moving from the ponds to dry land without yet being fully developed for life amongst humans. Even worse is that some primitive forms of life are by-passing the pond and coming amongst us direct from the primordial ooze

Yeah, it's hard to get swamp slime to even wear a hoodie, never mind give it a hug.