Will women PLEASE make their minds up! - Page 2

Ianto.W. · 04-04-2007, 10:29

A man found an urn on Blackpool beach, whan he rubbed it a genie popped out and said, "ill grant you three wishes", this chap said "I dont like flying or sailing can you build me a bridge to Ireland", the genie replied,"that's a tall order, what's your second wish". The chap replied "can you tell me how a womans mind works" genie replied. "How many lights do you want on that bridge to Ireland mate.

panther · 04-04-2007, 13:14

you men cant live without us women

Margaret Pilkington · 04-04-2007, 13:26

both of my parents worked full time to keep us in food and clothes.....we never had a foreign holiday...in fact we never went away at all...unless you call a day trip to Edisford Bridge a holiday. OK, I was born just after the war and things were different then......but I also had to work to supplement my hubby's income....again to ensure we had a roof over our heads and food in our bellies.
There wasn't the same 'live now, pay later' mentality....and the only debt we had was our mortgage.

Ianto.W. · 04-04-2007, 14:01

A woman was born with 2 reproductive organs, she asked god to remove one, she then asked what he'd done with the useless one, god replied I have created man.

Billcat · 04-04-2007, 15:06

A humourous poem on Ianto's theme:

When God created woman
He gave her not two breasts but three
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery

The woman stood before God
The third breast in her hand
She said "What'll I do with this useless boob?"
So God created man!

accymel · 04-04-2007, 15:26

you guys arn't admitting you're useless boobs

Eric · 04-04-2007, 19:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ianto.W.

A woman was born with 2 reproductive organs, she asked god to remove one, she then asked what he'd done with the useless one, god replied I have created man.

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden. He had named all the animals, played with them (and, no doubt with himself). Feeling a little lonely, he asked God to make him a partner to share Eden. He described in detail what he considered the perfect mate and asked God to create it. God answered that his seven days were done, and anything else he created would have to be payed for, cash only, no debit, credit or cheques. Adam asked: "How much?" God replied: "Adam what you want will cost an arm and a leg." "Mmmm," said Adam; "What can I get for a rib?"

Ianto.W. · 04-04-2007, 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by accymel

you guys arn't admitting you're useless boobs

No argument there accymel, I have never even made a draw with a woman, never mind won a do.

Eric · 04-04-2007, 22:53

The women I date know EXACTLY what they want ... usually $150.00 an hour

chrissy · 04-04-2007, 23:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by claytonender

I think you have summed the situation up well witht his post. It is a sign of our times that holidays abroad and a second car are all now considered the norm.

Eye bring back holidays at Blackpool in`t boarding house. get up t gong at brekky, a walk on t front and a mornin paper, then afternoon on t sands wi a jug a tea and an icecream. Then if yer lucky, tower circus wi charlie caroli eeeee by eck take mi back

Eric · 05-04-2007, 00:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrissy

Eye bring back holidays at Blackpool in`t boarding house. get up t gong at brekky, a walk on t front and a mornin paper, then afternoon on t sands wi a jug a tea and an icecream. Then if yer lucky, tower circus wi charlie caroli eeeee by eck take mi back

And Paul ... and Pablo's ice cream, and the donkey rides ... and putting green tomatoes in the drawer so that they will turn red, and the pleasure beach, and Blackpool rock, and winkles ....... and rain

... and the trams, and .......

Eric · 05-04-2007, 00:26

Oh, and going to Blackpool on the Middle Club outing .... five bob for the first kid to see the tower ... and the tower zoo ....

panther · 05-04-2007, 10:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

Oh, and going to Blackpool on the Middle Club outing .... five bob for the first kid to see the tower ... and the tower zoo ....

lol....still do that with my kids,

and they will probably do it to their kids, and theres, and theres.........

Eric · 05-04-2007, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by panther

lol....still do that with my kids,

and they will probably do it to their kids, and theres, and theres.........

Sure do hope they get more than five bob ... At the time I was going, five bob was an hour's wage for a lot of guys. But I'm happy to see that some good things are not changing.