Wise Sayings..? - Page 4

chav1 · 24-02-2005, 15:17

dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and dosnt die

Sara · 24-02-2005, 15:31

I usually tell the kids at school - Don't write on your hands, you'll get warts.

slinky · 24-02-2005, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1

dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and dosnt die

DEAR DEAR CHAV!!! (but true)

Sara · 24-02-2005, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by pendy

Anyone who eats jellied eels and that horrible liquor stuff (green gravy) has to be weird!

What's green gravy?

Margaret Pilkington · 24-02-2005, 22:03

Don't get into a pee-ing contest with a skunk! for obvious reasons.

WillowTheWhisp · 24-02-2005, 22:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

What's green gravy?

eel juice ..............

andrewb · 24-02-2005, 22:09

If knowledge can create problems it is not through ignorence that we can solve them.

Ok so it's not exactly a wise saying, it's a wise quote.. which could be interpreted as a saying.. !

Margaret Pilkington · 24-02-2005, 22:37

Green gravy?????? Eel Juice.......do people really eat that kind of stuff?????
That's feral!

WillowTheWhisp · 24-02-2005, 23:15

It's a southern thing Margaret.

West Ender · 24-02-2005, 23:35

Hey, I LIKE jellied eels (green juice an' all) but then, I like most food.

I like "Skens like a basket of whelps" too. Have you ever really looked at a puppy when its eyes have just opened? Incidentally, I've never met anyone outside Lancashire who knows what "sken" means.