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24-02-2005, 01:17
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Wise Sayings..?
anyone got any wise words of wisdom,,
i will start the ball rolling..  dont argue with an idiot he will bring you down to his level and beat you on experiece |
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24-02-2005, 01:21
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
I've got one:
Don't p*** off Slinky or she'll start your balls rolling.
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24-02-2005, 01:22
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
Don't let her get you in a corner.........
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24-02-2005, 01:24
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24-02-2005, 01:24
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
catch a weasel asleep pee in its ear
my old boss used to keep saying this to me still dont get what he meant |
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24-02-2005, 01:26
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24-02-2005, 01:42
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24-02-2005, 08:09
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
Never fight with a pig. You'll both end up covered in mud but the pig will enjoy it.
My Gran used to say that exact same thing about not running to her for sympathy if I fell off the wall and broke my leg!
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24-02-2005, 09:10
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
Don't boil your cabbages twice
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24-02-2005, 09:11
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
If you can't remember what you were saying to finish the sentence..........
must have been a lie to start with
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24-02-2005, 09:56
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Re: Wise Sayings..?
Don't teach your granny to suck eggs. A. To my certain knowledge my grandmother never expressed a desire to learn how to suck eggs. B. Since I do not know how to suck eggs, how can I be expected to tutor my grandmother in this skill, assuming that she had expressed the desire to aquire it, which, as I said above, she did not.
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