WOMEN I will never understand!!!!!!!!!! - Page 3

chav1 · 05-03-2005, 22:27

women dont realise that we too only have 1 set of hands

if they want a multi purpous item in the house the should buy a swiss army knife

fireman · 05-03-2005, 22:27

Your Too Quick.

chav1 · 05-03-2005, 22:28

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Originally Posted by fireman

Your Too Quick.

not since i discovered viagra

shiny gem · 05-03-2005, 22:29

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Originally Posted by chav1

women dont realise that we too only have 1 set of hands

if they want a multi purpous item in the house the should buy a swiss army knife

trust me women knows exactly how many hands her fella has!!!! and i dont think a swiss army knife can do the kind of things us girls want or need!!!

Doug · 05-03-2005, 22:30

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id much rather be in bed with a woman!!!! for one they dont keep poking you in the back all night!!! they dont fart under the duvet then hold your head under!!!!

Keep this simple for me. I get confused easily. Shiny gen, please tell me your female?. Because I have been under that illusion. If your man? Holds your head under the duvat after farting you should change him now.

fireman · 05-03-2005, 22:33

Do women feel threatened when a man produces a nice meal?

shiny gem · 05-03-2005, 22:35

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Originally Posted by Doug

Keep this simple for me. I get confused easily. Shiny gen, please tell me you female?. Because I have been under that illusion. If your man? Holds your head under the duvat after farting you should change him now.

yes im female!!!! and its geM but ill let you off this once!!!
its ok he doesnt do it any more!!!!!! lol

chav1 · 05-03-2005, 22:36

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Originally Posted by fireman

Do women feel threatened when a man produces a nice meal?

that could be the answer

they may think that once man learns how to cook for himself there will be no need for marrage or at least 1 less reason for it

Tinkerbelle · 05-03-2005, 22:37

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Originally Posted by fireman

Do women feel threatened when a man produces a nice meal?

That depends on whether you want to poke us in the back after the meal

WillowTheWhisp · 05-03-2005, 22:37

Shiny gem was female last time I saw her Doug.

Going back to the washing up thing I don't know if this is a peculiarity on my part but I'm funny about the washing up. I have an order in which things are washed and if pans are washed up before cups it seems all wrong to me. Also I only put things of the same kind in the dish together, so all the cups go in first and only after they are finished do small plates go in, then dishes or dinner plates, followed by pans etc. I'd never be able to cope with a dish washer.

fireman · 05-03-2005, 22:40

We don't put pans in the dishwasher we do them by hand (sometimes).

shiny gem · 05-03-2005, 22:40

[QUOTE=WillowTheWhisp]Shiny gem was female last time I saw her Doug.

thanks!!! nice to see someones got my back!!! lol
yep i too have that system!! men just dont have a clue and thats not just in the kitchen!!!lmao!!!

chav1 · 05-03-2005, 22:40

i must admit i hate it when bubbles are left on the washing up

i am a strong believer in rinsig the pots and plates etc before drying i guess ime paranoid i will be able to taste soap in my next meal

and before anyone says it yes i am aware my mouth occasionaly could do with washing out with soap lol

garinda · 05-03-2005, 22:40

Leave the pussy whippin' bitch.

Come and live with me, l've just had you a key cut!

chav1 · 05-03-2005, 22:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

Leave the pussy whippin' bitch.

Come and live with me, l've just had you a key cut!

there you go fireman a woman who will appreciate a good home cooked meal