Habeas Corpus .. starts tonight !! - Page 2

jaysay · 24-04-2008, 11:37

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Originally Posted by Gayle

Yep, and my costume (and hair) has to be seen to be believed!

Looked okay in the Obs last Friday Gayle

jaysay · 24-04-2008, 11:40

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Originally Posted by Gayle

Yes, next week I start my residency at Foo Foo Lamarrs! Now that Paul O'Grady has pensioned off Lily Savage they've been looking for a replacement! I'll be performing a medley of It's Raining Men, I Will Survive and that old drag favourite I'm Every Woman!

Most unfortunate Cllr Britcliffe had to leave at half time! Either the sight of me in my under garments or the lure of electioneering got to him.

Electioneering Gayle, electioneering

Gayle · 24-04-2008, 11:45

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Looked okay in the Obs last Friday Gayle

That was without the hair. For anyone who has read this thread and is still under any illusion that I may look like a normal person in this play - please think again. The picture in the paper did not do justice to the full effect - I didn't have the wig on!!!!!!

The wig, or should I say Beryl, as it clearly has a life of its own and should really be credited as such in the programme, is a cross between Lily Savage's barnet and the Dulux dog - I'm sure we all remember him.

The boots, again something not shown in the paper, add about 9" to my height (honestly!!!!!) - which in real terms means that one of the male cast who is the same height as me is now on direct eye level with something other than my eyes!

jaysay · 24-04-2008, 16:14

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Originally Posted by Gayle

That was without the hair. For anyone who has read this thread and is still under any illusion that I may look like a normal person in this play - please think again. The picture in the paper did not do justice to the full effect - I didn't have the wig on!!!!!!

The wig, or should I say Beryl, as it clearly has a life of its own and should really be credited as such in the programme, is a cross between Lily Savage's barnet and the Dulux dog - I'm sure we all remember him.

The boots, again something not shown in the paper, add about 9" to my height (honestly!!!!!) - which in real terms means that one of the male cast who is the same height as me is now on direct eye level with something other than my eyes!

Gayle your going to have to put a photo on here for us poor souls who can't get to the show

Lilly · 24-04-2008, 17:35

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Gayle your going to have to put a photo on here for us poor souls who can't get to the show

Oooh yes, do please, Gayle.

Sadly, I can't get to see this show. I'm gutted as, like all Ossy Players productions, it sounds great.

You looked fab in the paper last week so please do put up a pic of you in full costume.

katex · 24-04-2008, 22:59

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Originally Posted by Lilly

Oooh yes, do please, Gayle.

Sadly, I can't get to see this show. I'm gutted as, like all Ossy Players productions, it sounds great.

You looked fab in the paper last week so please do put up a pic of you in full costume.

Well, if she doesn't Lilly, will try and remember to take my camera tomorrow night ..

Congratulations to all the cast and, of course, Wendy Duggan the Director. Was very enjoyable .. shame you can't get there Lilly.

Gayle · 25-04-2008, 10:46

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Originally Posted by katex

Well, if she doesn't Lilly, will try and remember to take my camera tomorrow night ..

You might find that I can run surprisingly fast, even with the boots on.

jaysay · 25-04-2008, 16:35

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Originally Posted by Gayle

You might find that I can run surprisingly fast, even with the boots on.

Don't be a spoil sport Gayle, your public want you

katex · 25-04-2008, 17:02

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Don't be a spoil sport Gayle, your public want you

I'll do me best Jaysay

Just not sure about this new camera yet.

Those boots Gayle, goodness, where you get them ? Must be 3" platform at least, white knee length ... LOL.

Did you notice the audience go 'Eeew' when you appeared from behind the screen in your underskirt ! Certainly the men wriggled on their seats ...

Gayle · 25-04-2008, 21:54

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Originally Posted by katex

I'll do me best Jaysay

Just not sure about this new camera yet.

Those boots Gayle, goodness, where you get them ? Must be 3" platform at least, white knee length ... LOL.

Did you notice the audience go 'Eeew' when you appeared from behind the screen in your underskirt ! Certainly the men wriggled on their seats ...

'Eeew' - that's not good! Aren't they supposed to be saying 'cor'.

katex · 25-04-2008, 22:11

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Originally Posted by Gayle

'Eeew' - that's not good! Aren't they supposed to be saying 'cor'.

Same difference 'ain't it ?'. Anyway .. got me photos LOL. Watch this space.

' Eeew' Raised inflexion at the end of the word Gayle ... not downward .. 'tis different.

garinda · 25-04-2008, 23:17

You'll get my reaction posted tomorrow.

katex · 26-04-2008, 09:30

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Anyway .. got me photos LOL. Watch this space.

Well, as promised, best I could do as Madam was playing shy :-

habeus corpus 003.jpg You'll just have to come along to see the show if you want to see what the doctor saw

habeus corpus 002.jpg The boots !!! Where did she get them ?

and finally:-

habeus corpus 001.jpg Without the boots....

Ok, you lot .. you have one more chance to see this lovely raunchy play ... so DON'T MISS IT !!!

jaysay · 26-04-2008, 09:50

Thanks katex, I think Gayle should make that her new look even after the play, kind of Retro Look

says he waiting for bricks to come flying

Gayle · 26-04-2008, 11:00

The question about the boots is not 'where did she get them' but 'how on earth does she walk in them?'