Whats happened to the Mela?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

How about ?

"Psychedelic Outrage at public festival"

An elderly resident of Accrington caused a major stir at this years Mela as he wandered round the local festival offering fashion advice to youngsters of various ethnic backgrounds.

The said resident a Mr.Jaysay, of secured accommodation was seen to be wearing a flower power sleepy suit & when questioned about Afghan, he said "Today was rather warm so I left my coat at home !"

One visitor, Mr Ali Akbar Achmed said, "We found it all rather bemusing as surely this gentleman is aware we prefer baggy pants & flowing gowns as our chosen attire & a rather fetching black potato sack effect for our wives ! Maybe if it was in black we would consider it".

On being escorted back to his secure lodgings by two rather burly chaps in white coats, Mr Jaysay was heard to comment "These kids today, no idea of fashion, I was an icon in my day I'll have you know!" as he was bundled into the back of the waiting ambulance.

There how about that ? reckon I'd be quite a good News Hack

Its the old saying when in Rome dress like the Romans or somat oh and Dave don't give up your day job

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by jaysay

oh and Dave don't give up your day job

No I won't, but I thought of it as more of a sideline really, making up amazing stories & flogging them to the papers, you know a bit of freelancing & all that, I mean the "Sun" & "Star" would probably take my arm off for these, sensational headlines

[SPUGGIE J]

Jaysay you are taking this well.

Hope to hell people reading this dont go to the Mela because of our banter. Gayle might want some of us hung drawn n 1/4'd

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Jaysay you are taking this well.

Hope to hell people reading this dont go to the Mela because of our banter. Gayle might want some of us hung drawn n 1/4'd

Funny you should say that somebody told me this morning that they thought they'd seen Gayle buying some rope and a big knife

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Funny you should say that somebody told me this morning that they thought they'd seen Gayle buying some rope and a big knife

Oh dear better run and or it will this be me

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Gayle might want some of us hung drawn n 1/4'd

Ah, for that she'd have to go into the thread "Views about capital Punishment".

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Ah, for that she'd have to go into the thread "Views about capital Punishment".

That would be tomorrow after the Mela and the deed is done. By then I would be unavailable to defend myself.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Ah, for that she'd have to go into the thread "Views about capital Punishment".

That wouldn't be capital punishment Dave, it would down right blood curdling revenge

[Retlaw]

If that flamin mela is on today they are not using Oak Hill Park, haven't heard a peep from there so far.
Retlaw.

[Margaret Pilkington]

It doesn't start until 3pm and goes on until 8pm so anytime now Retlaw......the drums will be banging and the singers will be wailing.

Got some cotton wool if you need it

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

It doesn't start until 3pm and goes on until 8pm so anytime now Retlaw......the drums will be banging and the singers will be wailing.

Got some cotton wool if you need it

Ehhhhhhhh whats that you said Margaret

[Margaret Pilkington]

You heard John. We are lucky enough to live well out of earshot.......thank goodness.

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by jaysay

That wouldn't be capital punishment Dave, it would down right blood curdling revenge

Not safe for me to come out then?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Not safe for me to come out then?

Na keep a law profile mate, I would

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Na keep a law profile mate, I would

Me and my gob via the keyboard are gonna get me in a lot of soapy bubble one day.