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Old 30-11-2011, 11:04   #1
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Smile 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

10 A below par performance is considered damm good.

09 You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers.

08 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

07 Foursomes are encouraged.

06 You can still make money doing it as a senior.

05 Three times a day is possible.

04 Your partner dosen't hire a solicitor if you play with someone else

03 If you live in Florida. you can play every day.

02 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

01 And when your equipment gets old you can replace it
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Old 30-11-2011, 11:10   #2
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

Sounds like someone is not very good at it and needs to find excuses why golf is better
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Old 30-11-2011, 12:03   #3
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

From a female "golfer's" point of view....

11. A typical round lasts for hours

12. A Hole in one is a rare thing -just as well, if you blink you might miss it...
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Old 30-11-2011, 13:27   #4
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

I'm sure there's a joke about swinging to be made somewhere.
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Old 30-11-2011, 19:05   #5
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

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I'm sure there's a joke about swinging to be made somewhere.
Thats number 13 Pudw
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Old 30-11-2011, 21:19   #6
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Re: 10 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

Wouldn't "stroke" be more appropriate in this case ?
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:45   #7
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There,s something about 18 holes a day but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-12-2011, 10:04   #8
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There,s something about 18 holes a day but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to do 36 regularly on a Sunday
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Old 02-12-2011, 19:33   #9
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I used to do 36 regularly on a Sunday
No wonder you're as knackered as you are.
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