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14-02-2008, 21:46
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A Blonde's Diary
Blonde's Year Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Roasted turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!
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14-02-2008, 21:48
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Re: A Blonde's Diary
hmm.... slightly offended
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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14-02-2008, 21:56
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14-02-2008, 22:23
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Re: A Blonde's Diary
One of my daughters, who at the time had dark brown hair with purple streaks, did something daft one day and a college friend said to her "You should have been born blond!" She looked back with a grin and said "I was!"
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Re: A Blonde's Diary
Im a malteser.....'brunette on outside but blonde inside'
 Corker would happily tell you some of my most amusing blonde moments,i have quite alot of them......................without them life would be so dull.
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