A Day In The life Of An Accywebber

Less · 30-06-2007, 13:29

10.05 a.m switch off the bedroom telly and decide to get up, (because the guests on tricia are proving to be too intellectual and yet again I don't understand the plot).

10.06 kettle on and through to switch on computer, discover P.C. was left on all night from when I got home drunk at 2.30 a.m. from the monthly accyweb meet.

11.00 finally added all the porn site links that some robots had spammed us with to my favourites before the mods come on and remove them all.

11.00-12.00 noon check my profile for karma points and try to work out who sent me anonymous negative karma so that I can get revenge on them by posting negative to them too,(make note to self to start thread wingeing about anonymous karma revenge would be so much easier if these cowards would sign it).

12.00-13.00 check all threads started by newbies so that along with all the other long standing members of accyweb can extract the urine, after all whatever they post always makes sense but that shouldn't prevent them being made uncomfortable.

13.00-13.05 check all threads/posts from other God Members, quote what they said and Type I agree with a patronising smilie to show solidarity. (The mafia looks after it's own).

13.10-13.15 chat to accyweb mod on msn and decide to meet in a pub to call all the other members of the site.

17.00 Stagger home check through new posts with one eye slowly closing in between toilet breaks.

17.15- 18.00 Reply to posts from newbies knowing that what I say makes no sense to them at all but will guarantee that they will now spend three pages off topic which will result in them getting a ban!

18.05-21.10 discover that yet again have fallen asleep at the keyboard with my nose on the 'G' and have created the longest reply for a karma thread in the history of the internet. (Decide to post it anyway).

21.15-01.15 Pub.

01.20- attempt to get into accychat as I go in six other members come out, (quite a coincidence this it happens every night), left on my own so attempt to teach the robot swear words, (for those of you that haven't been here long we had an artificial intelligence program that was supposed to learn from member).

2.00 Learning zone on T.V. so go to bed to fall asleep to primary school maths revision.

10.05 a.m switch off the bedroom telly and decide to get up, (because the guests on tricia are proving to be too intellectual and yet again I don't understand the plot).

And so starts another busy day for a dedicated accywebber!