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24-03-2006, 22:14
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Always EVIL within us
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A New Signature
I came across these on the net some time back and thought that some Accywebbers might like to use them incorporated into their signature
For instance:
ENTWISI - Old hardware engineers never die, they just cashe in their chips.
KIPAX - Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
PENDY - Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
LETTIE - Old nurses never die, they just lose their patience.
SPARKOLOGIST - Old electricians never die, they just lose their spark.
Here are a few more, can you match a member to the line?
- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
- Old investors never die, they just roll over.
- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
- Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
- Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
- Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
- Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
- Old professors never die, they just lose their class.
- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
- Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
- Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
- Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
- Old students never die, they just get degraded.
- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
- Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
- There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to
old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.
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24-03-2006, 22:45
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Re: A New Signature
Yuo can tell thats ancient, the one about programmers, we haven't 'branched' since I was a nipper!
Anyway, I can't make my mind up whether I should be programmer, hacker, prog wizard or hardware engineer!
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24-03-2006, 22:48
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Re: A New Signature
Old artists never die, their life just draws to a close.
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24-03-2006, 22:49
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Always EVIL within us
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Re: A New Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by entwisi
Anyway, I can't make my mind up whether I should be programmer, hacker, prog wizard or hardware engineer!
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I had a hard time deciding also
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Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)
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24-03-2006, 22:53
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Re: A New Signature
why, I thank you!
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24-03-2006, 23:20
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Resident Waffler
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Location: Accrington, Hyndburn
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Re: A New Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle
Old artists never die, their life just draws to a close.
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Does that one apply to curtain makers too?
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25-03-2006, 00:29
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Re: A New Signature
Nowt there for me thank the wits.
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25-03-2006, 09:38
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Re: A New Signature
Old politicians don't die, they just go to the house of the Lord.
Sorry, I came up with that myself, I'll need to try harder.
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