A Pirate's Tale......

Lolly · 18-05-2007, 10:46

Test your knowledge of English & Scottish football by inserting football teams below to complete the story. The dashes denote how many letters. (A little lateral thinking maybe required!!) First person to get them right will receive some Karma! If you get really stuck on certain ones PM me for a clue!

A Pirate's Tale

The sun shone -------- the day we set sail east for the ------ in a ship with a ---- riddled with holes. We sailed down a river that ----- to the sea. We waved to the fair maiden leaning against the --------. The ----- was made up of Scots, Irish and the other ------ race. The exception was the cabin boy named ----- whose job it was to ----- the boilers. He was illiterate but won our ------ with his -------- efforts to improve his
-------. He was sent to -------- by the other villians who had brought their ------- of weapons on board. They were a rowdy lot and after a bout of heavy drinking they did infact ------- furniture. The voyage made my ----------. She had not had a holiday ------ too long and the sea --- did her ------- a lot of good. We landed late in the day on the -------- of the island below where the natives ---- their dead. We crossed a stream and a dense ------ where the ------ roamed freely. We ------- regardless and eventually met a group of ------- dressed in ------- green. After a days journey we caught some black fish in a --------- and tried to get some milk from herd of cows, but they did not like having their ------------. At last we came to our destination, the home of the Hawaiian Monarch, The ----- -- --- -----. She greeted us with a friendly ----- but was very upset as her ------- ------ had been smashed when the ------- fell down. While her --------- was being built, she had to live in a sumptuous -----. The booty we came in search of was behind a door with a large ------ the inside and we therefore had to ------- through the window. When we found the treasure we put the ----- the ship. When we got home that night we had ------ cake and ------- buns for supper and some ------ which made us ill.

THE END!! GOOD LUCK!!

Lolly · 18-05-2007, 15:39

Anyone got close??

shillelagh · 19-05-2007, 13:30

Ive got some of them but not all.

mallard · 19-05-2007, 13:32

iam no were near

cherokee · 19-05-2007, 22:57

think im gonna work on this ..im intrigued...

Lolly · 20-05-2007, 03:27

If your really stuck i will give you some clues, otherwise you'll kick yourself when you see the answers...... i did!!!!! I will only give answers by PM though!!!!

rishton blue · 20-05-2007, 07:14

i think i have got about thirty.
do you want the answers on here or a pm to you.

Lolly · 20-05-2007, 10:28

A PM would be better

Lolly · 21-05-2007, 09:01

Your missing 2....

The sun shone -------- the day we set sail east for the ------ in a ship with a ---- riddled with holes. We sailed down a river that ----- to the sea. We waved to the fair maiden leaning against the --------. The ----- was made up of Scots, Irish and the other ------ race. The exception was the cabin boy named ----- whose job it was to ----- the boilers. He was illiterate but won our ------ with his -------- efforts to improve his
-------. He was sent to -------- by the other villians who had brought their ------- of weapons on board. They were a rowdy lot and after a bout of heavy drinking they did infact ------- furniture. The voyage made my ----------. She had not had a holiday ------ too long and the sea --- did her ------- a lot of good. We landed late in the day on the -------- of the island below where the natives ---- their dead. We crossed a stream and a dense ------ where the ------ roamed freely. We ------- regardless and eventually met a group of ------- dressed in ------- green. After a days journey we caught some black fish in a --------- and tried to get some milk from herd of cows, but they did not like having their ------------. At last we came to our destination, the home of the Hawaiian Monarch, The ----- -- --- -----. She greeted us with a friendly ----- but was very upset as her ------- ------ had been smashed when the ------- fell down. While her --------- was being built, she had to live in a sumptuous -----. The booty we came in search of was behind a door with a large ------ the inside and we therefore had to ------- through the window. When we found the treasure we put the ----- the ship. When we got home that night we had ------ cake and ------- buns for supper and some ------ which made us ill.

And Ipswich isn't in it. lol.

Lolly · 21-05-2007, 10:10

Well done Rishton Blue for getting them all.

rishton blue · 21-05-2007, 10:14

just dont tell anybody you helped me lol thank you

Lolly · 21-05-2007, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by rishton blue

just dont tell anybody you helped me lol thank you

I only gave you clues with 2!!