A Question especially for MICK - Page 2

lancsdave · 06-10-2008, 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman

woman know yer place! domesticate whilst yer man drinks.

Blimey I thought I was pushing it but you're risking life and limb

SPUGGIE J · 06-10-2008, 21:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by lancsdave

Blimey I thought I was pushing it but you're risking life and limb

Being the lovable sod he is she will forgive him.

If not it will be

for cashy.

shillelagh · 06-10-2008, 22:48

Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!!

I would not

do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!

Benipete · 07-10-2008, 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh

Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!!

I would not

do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!

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)v. ru·mi·nat·ed, ru·mi·nat·ing, ru·mi·nates
v.intr.1. To turn a matter over and over in the mind.
2. To chew cud.

v.tr. To reflect on over and over again.

No comment.

Less · 07-10-2008, 10:10

From what I have been able to work out, somehow 3 different tales have been mixed up.

Mick burnt his fingers is one.
I burnt a finger a few months ago by holding a tea towel in my right hand and removing a hot roasting tin with my naked, (can we say naked?), left hand, that's two.

And number three was about a haggis I put into a microwave for the recommended 20 minutes but having failed to remove the metal tags at the ends of the packaging, result was two overcooked ends of a haggis and it still frozen everywhere else.

However when a certain gentleman left us he was sober, I suspect though that he must have called in to a couple more pubs on his way home to have got the tales so garbled.

Ooooh, look what happens if you soak your head in a bath of absinthe!

Less · 07-10-2008, 10:33

By the way when the spug did leave us, he did claim he was going to search Accrington looking for his father.

We warned him that at his age it would be a difficult task to get anyone to own up now, they would be too frightened of a claim for the amount of child maintenance they would owe!

Same place, same time today, spug, see you there.

shillelagh · 07-10-2008, 19:36

He couldnt today - he escorted me to Preston to see the consultant. Now tomorrow is a different matter but he leaves tomorrow ....... so just make sure he makes that train

david1 · 07-10-2008, 19:45

It must be " The Railway " he is after Less. lol