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Old 31-05-2008, 11:29   #1
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A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.


Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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Old 31-05-2008, 11:33   #2
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Re: A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's

OMG!!! lmao ..... ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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Old 31-05-2008, 11:34   #3
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Excellent! karma on it's way! Maybe not I've given you some once in the last 5 years it says!
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Old 31-05-2008, 11:35   #4
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Re: A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's

LMAO
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Old 31-05-2008, 11:38   #5
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Very Good Neil LOL
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Old 31-05-2008, 12:06   #6
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Excellent! karma on it's way! Maybe not I've given you some once in the last 5 years it says!
I wondered who had given me that bad karma
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Old 31-05-2008, 12:10   #7
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haha good one!
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Old 31-05-2008, 13:09   #8
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excellent, stupid bitch
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Old 31-05-2008, 13:13   #9
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Re: A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's

it wont let me either neil ya bitch,yer a star.......
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Old 31-05-2008, 13:18   #10
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Very Funny, silly cow
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Old 31-05-2008, 13:27   #11
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Nice one, pretty typical neil imo, lol.
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:06   #12
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lol poor woman she was probably only trying to be nice and to start a conversation she were probably trying to be nice
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Old 02-06-2008, 20:14   #13
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Like I said at the meet Winalot is very hard to chew, you need plenty of water with it which is also good for your diet
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Old 02-06-2008, 20:19   #14
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haha i have herd that type of joke b4
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