A Severe Drop In Standards

[Less]

You know your standards are slipping when:-

1/ The only time you're seen wearing a tie is when you
can't find your belt.

2/ You can't be bothered to chill your white
lightening before you drink it.

3/ You check the bins round the back of Mctucky
instead of Chimes in Ossy.

4/ When you only shout abuse at the other people on
your bench and not the passers-by because your
frightened you might fall off and lose your place.

5/ Your quite prepared to sleep with the tabloid
version of the times as sheets instead of the standard
version.

6/ When your dog is reluctant to lie down next to you
because it can't stand the smell.

7/ The residents of the local illegal caravan site demand that
you are moved on because your lowering the tone of the
neighbourhood.

8/ The only place you can Put you thoughts is in anything goes
because otherwise the moderators will have to close it!

[janet]

Very true Less. lol

[grannyclaret]

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH LESS