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04-12-2007, 21:05
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A Yorkshire Joke
Joe, a canny Yorkshireman who'd always watched the pennies, was about to breathe his last.
"Is that you, Ada?" he whispered, squeezing his wife's hand with the last of his strength. ""Yes, it's me," said the wife. "Are the children here?" asked Joe. "Yes they are," she said. "All the relations are here too, Joe, we're all in here with you." Joe was silent for a moment, then he spoke again. "Well why's t'bloody bathroom light on?"
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04-12-2007, 21:22
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Re: A Yorkshire Joke
that,s not bad but could be better lol
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04-12-2007, 23:01
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Re: A Yorkshire Joke
Got me laughing
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05-12-2007, 00:46
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Re: A Yorkshire Joke
sounds like the type of thing most men would say not just ones from Yorkshire!
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Re: A Yorkshire Joke
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