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25-09-2005, 20:47
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Wanders back to my seat genuinely happy, but smiling not so genuinely at my fellow nominees.
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pssst Garinda get that money in the bank.....you know who is about.
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25-09-2005, 20:49
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25-09-2005, 20:50
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I just intstucted Helmut to run out with it. 
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25-09-2005, 20:51
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Moving swiftly on.....
It's time to announce the winner of the Best joke/innuendo or pithy putdown. And to announce the nominees and the winner we have the Queen of put downs - Joan Rivers... Well hello little people, it's a great pleasure for me to be here this evening. I've always wanted to come to Accrington, I have a thing about men called Stanley. I'm a bit surprised that I didn't get a nomination myself in this category but at least my protegee did - oh, didn't you know that I've been feeding Tealeaf some of his best lines. Anyway, without further ado... The nominations for best joke/innuendo and pithy put down are Tealeaf Acrylic Bob Neil and Garinda And the winner is.................. |
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25-09-2005, 20:51
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Slinky walks back from the toilets, rindy politly tells me my dress is stuck in the back of my knickers, I politly tell him, "I have none on sweetheart"!!!! lmao.
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25-09-2005, 20:52
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Well done Garinda......and you may win another one yet. I can see there being some very jealous folk
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25-09-2005, 20:53
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Slinky.......you nawdy girl....!
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25-09-2005, 20:53
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well done Neil!!!
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25-09-2005, 20:54
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Well done Neil......applause, applause.
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 WILL SOMEONE GET THE PAPARAZZI OUT MY FACE!  SECURITY!!!
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25-09-2005, 20:55
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Well politely tells you I didn't know Ann Summer did a cellulite range!
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