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06-11-2007, 23:39
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Re: Accyweb goes to Hollywood
accidentaly shot himself in the foot. Lottie rushed out from the back room with her 1st aid kit and proceeded to.....
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06-11-2007, 23:44
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Re: Accyweb goes to Hollywood
Bandage his foot and comfort him but then Len appeared on the scene and
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07-11-2007, 00:56
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offered to buy everyone a saspirilly at the golden garter,..................
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07-11-2007, 01:09
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But they weren't having any of that and decided to go to the.....
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07-11-2007, 01:23
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Local rodeo, where Miss Kitty had a hot date with Smoking Sid ,the sheriffs son
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07-11-2007, 10:53
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whilst Sid and Kitty were eating king scallops with garlic butter and grand marnier pate on french bread,Romps popped by with some very bad news.......
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07-11-2007, 15:19
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......on his bum.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch (next door to Church Kirk) - Mez looked at Bonnyboy, with his floppy blond locks and his cute little turned up nose. She adjusted her tap shoes and smoothed her plaits, sang 2 choruses of "Over the Rainbow" and said, "You heard about that poor guy who shot his legs off? We gotta do something for him. What can we do?" "I know", said Bonnyboy. "Let's put on a show!"....................
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07-11-2007, 17:14
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mez aranged the show, and told all accywebbers to attend, but just as she.....
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07-11-2007, 22:55
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was getting ready for the opening night she went into labour and......
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09-11-2007, 18:24
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.........got the biggest laugh of the night.
"Is there a doctor in the house?" she screamed. "Never fear, help is here", said a voice offstage. She looked up and said, "Oh no, not you." Yes, it was.......................
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09-11-2007, 19:36
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....the resulting puddle of wee looked just like a starburst on the floor.
Blazey ran in, screaming
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09-11-2007, 19:38
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"I'm a law student, I'm a law student .......... where there's blame there's a claim. quick someone slip on the pee " .....................................
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09-11-2007, 19:39
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Blazey was lucky.
Less roller-bladed right through the puddle of pee, and broke
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