Accywebs very own remake of on the buses!

[BERNADETTE]

Originally Posted by garinda

Obsessive, rude, inferiority complex, a touch of the little Hitler complex about them?

I'm well and truly stumped.

Me too

[lancsdave]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

No............He's a wanabee for another job.

Falling about laughing at the other two's comments.
LD............about as witty as milk turning sour.
The big G...The most ignorant, arrogant 'Personality' on AW by a long way.
Sorry Retlaw..........if you had have asked to vote for the Three Stooges or Snow White the Dwarf and the Dingle,I may have taken part.

I'm no expert on things turning sour so I'll bow to your greater experience

[Less]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

No............He's a wanabee for another job.

Falling about laughing at the other two's comments.
LD............about as witty as milk turning sour.
The big G...The most ignorant, arrogant 'Personality' on AW by a long way.
Sorry Retlaw..........if you had have asked to vote for the Three Stooges or Snow White the Dwarf and the Dingle,I may have taken part.

Well, you seem to be writing a script all on your own, well done stringing so many words together in one go, but I think you must be auditioning for the wrong part luvvy, in here we are working on:-

Accywebs very own remake of on the buses!

I think you must be after that lot next door they are the ones doing:-

The loneliness of the long distance wingher!

Don't ring us, we'll ring you sweetie, by for now and 'break a leg'!

[Retlaw]

Whilst Less is concentrating on the cast for the forth coming remake,
what about the other jobs.

Scenery, Britcliffe and his gang.
Catering, Corporation Cleansing Dept.
Lighting, Hyndburn Mantle Squeezers
Transport, Accrington Cycle Club.
Photography, OwdBert.
Special effects, Entwistle & Neil.
Scrip writers, Accy Observer.
Publicity, ????

to name just a few.

Retlaw.

[lancsdave]

If the buses are supplied by Transdev I think Less will lose his part anyway, they aren't too keen on allowing 94 yr olds on the buses

[slinky]

Originally Posted by lancsdave

If the buses are supplied by Transdev I think Less will lose his part anyway, they aren't too keen on allowing 94 yr olds on the buses

LMAO!!!

Oh I don't know about on the buses! I think I see a Benny Hill sketch coming on

[shillelagh]

Im going to admit something which is very dangerous here - when i worked down in the bus shed the drivers gave me a nickname ..... mainly because of the glasses i wore and being sent out on the buses to bug them from time to time

Mind you hated being a clippie when i did that one day ....

Can i wear trousers as being the clippie please less? I learned my lesson for wearing a skirt and going out on the buses .....

[shillelagh]

By the way i was going to suggest royboy for blakey - he was an inspector at Blackburn .....

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by Less

So I’ll leave it up to the rest of you, Who could we possibly get to play…..

Blakey-(The Bus Inspector)?

So it’s on with your thinking caps, come on everybody let’s get the show on the road.

PMSL - classic - I know exactly what you are getting at
some others don't do they?

[lancsdave]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

By the way i was going to suggest royboy for blakey - he was an inspector at Blackburn .....

Why didn't any of us think of that one, well done Jen

[Less]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

By the way i was going to suggest royboy for blakey - he was an inspector at Blackburn .....

What a brilliant idea, the answer was staring us in the face all day and none of us even gave it a thought!

It's up to you to persuade him though, he failed the first audition and you know how it is with these butch types, once they throw a hissy fit heaven and earth has to be moved to placate them!

Still with you in charge of the casting couch.........

[shillelagh]

Im not in charge of no casting couch ..... unless it involves a trip to spain - i may then be persuaded expenses included......

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by Less

What a brilliant idea, the answer was staring us in the face all day and none of us even gave it a thought!

It's up to you to persuade him though, he failed the first audition and you know how it is with these butch types, once they throw a hissy fit heaven and earth has to be moved to placate them!

Still with you in charge of the casting couch.........

I think I'm justified getting worried about you.
Youv'e made reference to, Lovie..Sweetie....then Butch Types.
Throwing hissie fits to move heaven and earth.
That's the roll of Snow White covered.....Oh dear...I think your making a pass at the wrong 'Sweetie'

[katex]

Am affronted that I have not been nominated for one of these leading roles, however, will consider a star appearance (not bit part Hummph!) as in there subsequent films:-

Driver .. Pat Coombs.
Nurse .... Kate Williams.

Please refer to my agent (Mick ... ) to negotiate terms.

Otherwise, may consider being Director, as you obviously will have no idea of positioning....

[lancsdave]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

Im not in charge of no casting couch ..... unless it involves a trip to spain - i may then be persuaded expenses included......

GI Jen, the Accyweb Mercenary