Accywebs very own remake of on the buses!

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by Less

Good grief worse than a slug for leaving a trail of slime, ever considered a humour transplant? Failing that a spill chucker?

Sticks and stones............Go to bed Less and sleep it off.
Maybe tomorrow?

[garinda]

Luckily I have youth on my side, and will still be playing my role here thirty years hence.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

Sticks and stones............Go to bed Less and sleep it off.
Maybe tomorrow?

You are excellent at giving unwanted advice and input, please tell me, why, of all the sites in all the world, did you have to pick on this one?
Blackburn has it's own site why not be miserable there?

Leave us to enjoy ourselves your not contributing anything worthwhile.

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by garinda

Luckily I have youth on my side, and will still be playing my role here thirty years hence.

I sincerely hope you do..............but don't get so stressed out.
An early grave is no good to anyone.
You may make one or two foes along the way who do not agree with your sometimes crass comments, but grin and bear it.
If you are a gentleman...be one...and stop the smart arsed 'put downs'
Life is there for living............Go for it.

[blazey]

Originally Posted by Less

It’s been a while since we let our Thespian talents loose on the web so I am putting forward a list of potential cast members and will be needing all of you to assist with the main plot.

The following list of cast members is only a suggestion anybody that has a far more apt member of the site to take on any of these roles or indeed that wishes to volunteer for any of the parts suggested, (or create your own), feel free to enter your comments.

Stan (The Bus Driver) -Less, (I believe suitable for the role of ‘Mr. Jobsworth’).

Jack (Conductor)-Rindy, (yes, I know, type casting, but we need a ‘bird puller’).

Mum (of Stan)-Margaret Rothwell, (She’d keep Stan in line).

Olive-Blazey, (maybe she doesn’t look the part but she would act it so naturally).

Arthur- Neil, (Never really has much to do but useful for the one-liners).

Clippies-Slinks, shillelagh, Mez, Bernadette, (anyone that looks good in a uniform really).

Irate passenger-Mick, (if for no other reason than, because I’m easily bribed).

Little Old lady-grannyclaret, (famous on stage and screen for her one woman show, White Rabbits).

Various bit parts can be handed out as we go along.

Mick just called around to borrow a cup of memory chips and leaning over my shoulder has pointed out that I’ve missed out a main character and of course he is right.

I was leaving this one until I could perhaps get a little inspiration, it is a crucial part and requires someone that can not only tolerate being the butt of most of the cast’s jokes but also, at the same time project the image of a blustering bear with a sore head!

Nope, I’ve racked my brains, tried my best, even Mick is looking a little blank, (“nothing new there”, I here you cry!).

So I’ll leave it up to the rest of you, Who could we possibly get to play…..

Blakey-(The Bus Inspector)?

So it’s on with your thinking caps, come on everybody let’s get the show on the road.

I am quite flattered to be picked as one of the characters, though I would have preferred to have been Blakey! He's my favourite. I'm a MASSIVE on the buses fan lol, as embarrassing as that is for a girl my age, so I don't care if I am only good enough to be Olive. They're all legendary characters.

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by Less

You are excellent at giving unwanted advice and input, please tell me, why, of all the sites in all the world, did you have to pick on this one?
Blackburn has it's own site why not be miserable there?

Leave us to enjoy ourselves your not contributing anything worthwhile.

Who loves ya baby...........In repose to your red card calling me an idiot, I got a green card saying 'Take no notice of Less'
I chose this one for my own reasons, and contribute.
Blackburn does not interest me at all.
Unwanted advice........do you give any and what is your experience?
Enjoy yourselves doing what?.............Coming back with stupid comments on what other members dare to comment on, or give their opinion on a subject that only Less has knowledge of.....very limited in the extreme I would have thought.
Get real Leslie baby if that is your name....go and have a drink with the Ossy bombshell and plan your next method of attack.

[cherokee]

Gisa Job!!!!!

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by cherokee

Gisa Job!!!!!

nice one.........maybe Less can point you in the right direction

[Royboy39]

Now I'm in for it...............Less has got his dictionary out.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

Who loves ya baby...........In repose to your red card calling me an idiot, I got a green card saying 'Take no notice of Less'
I chose this one for my own reasons, and contribute.
Blackburn does not interest me at all.
Unwanted advice........do you give any and what is your experience?
Enjoy yourselves doing what?.............Coming back with stupid comments on what other members dare to comment on, or give their opinion on a subject that only Less has knowledge of.....very limited in the extreme I would have thought.
Get real Leslie baby if that is your name....go and have a drink with the Ossy bombshell and plan your next method of attack.

Well I've read and re-read this post and I have decided the only reply it requires is,

I am sorry, very, very sorry, for all the things I said about you in the past,

Why? because you fail even to reach those standards and for that I pity you and will treat you with much more care in future, because you just can't help being the poor miserable soul that you are!

Now feel free to continue ranting in this thread, it has kept your inane views away from other threads for most of the day so it must have been good for the site!

[Royboy39]

Originally Posted by Less

Well I've read and re-read this post and I have decided the only reply it requires is,

I am sorry, very, very sorry, for all the things I said about you in the past,

Why? because you fail even to reach those standards and for that I pity you and will treat you with much more care in future, because you just can't help being the poor miserable soul that you are!

Now feel free to continue ranting in this thread, it has kept your inane views away from other threads for most of the day so it must have been good for the site!

I wish I could say 'Kiss my arse' but i'm sure that is not allowed.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Royboy39

I wish I could say 'Kiss my arse' but i'm sure that is not allowed.

It's a very forgiving site, I'm sure the mods will make allowances for your lack of intellect and vocabulary!

[WillowTheWhisp]

Originally Posted by katex

Am affronted that I have not been nominated for one of these leading roles,

I was thinking of feeling affronted too until I saw all the starstruck tantrums and now I'm thinking maybe I should be relieved!!

[West Ender]

Well I don't wanna be in it anyway - so there, Less, sucks-boo to you.


I want to do "Upstairs Downstairs". I, of course, will be Lady Marjorie (Oh hell, she went down with the Titanic didn't she?) and Cashman will be Mr Bellamy. Any offers for Mrs Bridges and Mr Hudson?

[WillowTheWhisp]

Can I be Mrs. Bridges?