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19-07-2006, 17:21
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So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" |
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you get what you pays for, lol
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19-07-2006, 17:32
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19-07-2006, 17:41
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cheapscate.
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19-07-2006, 20:25
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Chav....you took that little story from Ms Pearsons Column in the Daily Mail.
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