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19-11-2005, 16:12
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
How do you break a solid object by squeezing?? Break a women squeezing her or her squeezing you. Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding.
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19-11-2005, 16:42
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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Boy have I worked up an appitite need feeding.
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Just be careful you don't choke on that chicken
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19-11-2005, 17:34
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#108
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I am Banned
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
spuggie you should buy your very own new game called SELF
once you have played with your SELF you should be feeling a lot better
SELF retails at £19.99 batteries not included
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19-11-2005, 17:48
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#109
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
I've played with my SELF since my 13th birthday.
Best present I ever got.
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19-11-2005, 18:26
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie
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19-11-2005, 21:31
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#111
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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Ithink that you should invest in a seeing eye dog Spuggie
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ewwww walking the dog just took on a whole new meaning
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19-11-2005, 21:59
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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19-11-2005, 22:02
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
Well if you are prepared to pay for it then I believe prostitutes provide a good service and can be quite accomodating to your individual needs!
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19-11-2005, 22:19
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.
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19-11-2005, 23:40
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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Not quite what I had in mind I would prefer the cheaper option.
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i think you will find the cheaper option to a prostitute is a whore
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19-11-2005, 23:45
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
I would have to get an inflatable one or a low cost girlfriend if thats all i can look forward to.
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20-11-2005, 00:21
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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I would have to get an inflatable one
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You could be pumping all night and still not get any joy.
For some reason they are advertised as having three holes. Surely this would let out all the air you pumped in escape?
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Last edited by garinda; 20-11-2005 at 00:25.
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20-11-2005, 02:19
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#118
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
john and judy...!
whos gonna tell poor richard
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20-11-2005, 09:41
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
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john and judy...!
whos gonna tell poor richard
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I know, she really was quite upset when she found him with this.
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20-11-2005, 10:20
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#120
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Re: After sex comments by star sign
lol luckily my parents were hippies in the 70's and chose to stick a Y in my name so they could be different although i must admit it gets funny looks when i am at the bank and they see Jayson they think its a misprint lol
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