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11-11-2006, 17:26
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Alcohol and dates??
Alcohol plus dates go together lie a fish in a pint.....Here's why.
20:03pm - Go to kiss him on the right cheek while he offers you his left. Kiss his earlobe instead ( eek) 20:45pm - Babble away to him to fill any dead airspace. Spend 30 minutes telling him about your gran's cat's arthiritis. (uh-oh) 21:30pm - Rant about how your Ex-Boyfriend would never have sex with you and always wore your dressing gown to bed... 21:55pm - Then take great pains to explain that you really, really love being single. And you're having the best time of your life. ( pretty awful) 22:13pm - Suggest playing pool. 'seductively' lean over pool table. Only stop when an old man shouts, ' nice pants love'. Miss every shot and spill red wine all over green felt. 22:14pm - Call him by wrong name. Laugh hysterically. 22:31pm - Go to the loo, realise you resemble Pete Doherty after an all-nighter and have a chat with the mirror to pull yourself together. 22:39pm - A girl whispers in your ear that your skirt is currently residing between your bum cheeks. 23:09pm - Lose your bag. Panic. scream. cry. Accuse him of stealing it. Find it on the bar where you left it. 23:26pm - Tell him you really like him, have done for ages and you check his myspace every day ( but not in a stalker kind of way). 23:35pm - Shut your eyes for a second while he is at the bar. Get woken up by your head hitting the table. 23:48pm - See him lean forward for a kiss, feel your tummy fizz and watch everything you've drunk since 8pm spray over his shoes.  |
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11-11-2006, 17:39
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Re: Alcohol and dates??
PMSL.....
 I'm admitting to none of them
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11-11-2006, 18:01
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Re: Alcohol and dates??
Alcohol and dates??
Hmmm, now I don't think there is any real choice, go out on own make a complete a*re of yourself, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened. or Go out with member of the opposite way of leaving a toilet seat, make complete a*res of the pair of you, stagger home, sleep it off and pretend nothing happened. Well I'm too much of a gentleman to put some poor woman through the second choice, I'll go for the first option every time!
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12-11-2006, 13:16
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Re: Alcohol and dates??
Lucky for me its not happened to me yet i do Less's 1st suggestion saves the embarrassment at least
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Re: Alcohol and dates??
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That's why duvets were invented. Next morning you just crawl up in a tight ball, pull the duvet over your head and think "NOOOOO I didn't did I?" the duvet takes it all away 
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Cant say ive had many if any duvet moments
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OMG!!! are you alive?? NO duvet moments?? and you're nearly................. 31 years old JEEEEEEEE's.  |
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OMFG!!!! I knew you had a thing for him Tinks......but to admit it on this Forum!!!! Easy girl.... |
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Awww thanks Tinks but somehow I think if it were ever to happen it would swiftly be followed by:- Quote:
(and I'm not saying for which one of us).
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