Alcohol/Canal

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

with so many people hanging around the edge of such a large volume of water accidents can easily happen so someone needs to be prepared for an emergency.

That's why we've got Heth & look, she's already wearing her life jacket.

[heth]

Thats right pick on the girl!!

I wouldnt be able to hurl you big lumps outa the water now will I?!

I am a ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

That's why we've got Heth & look, she's already wearing her life jacket.

Oooh, naughty boy nearly got me banned again, I straight away thought of a joke about her having to show us her trollies, but fortunately I didn't fall into the trap, after all most of the trollies around there come from asda.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by heth

Thats right pick on the girl!!

I wouldnt be able to hurl you big lumps outa the water now will I?!

I am a ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh I don't know, you could probably do a Papunzel to rescue us should we go in.

(no, no spelling mistake, have a think about it)

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

Oooh, naughty boy nearly got me banned again

We'll be right mate, not only is the Boozer a free house, it's also a safe house. They've even lined the attic with tinfoil so I've heard.

[heth]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Oh I don't know, you could probably do a Papunzel to rescue us should we go in.

(no, no spelling mistake, have a think about it)

Shocking you are, really shocking!!

I only wanted to be part of the gang and have a few beers now look whats happened!!

[Restless]

is that part of the gang or part of the chliqke?

Originally Posted by heth

Shocking you are, really shocking!!

I only wanted to be part of the gang and have a few beers now look whats happened!!

[heth]

Gang for me all the way, none of this click/clique business. Seems like too much hassle

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by heth

Shocking you are, really shocking!!

I only wanted to be part of the gang and have a few beers now look whats happened!!

It's a sign of acceptance & it means you can "hang" with the lads.

(in fact, you can hang twice as much as us )

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

We'll be right mate, not only is the Boozer a free house, it's also a safe house. They've even lined the attic with tinfoil so I've heard.

A free house Mmmmmm, with tin foil sounds like we're having a barbi'
I think I once started a thread about a barbi somewhere on here, can't remember how it ends...


Come to think of it I can't remember how any barbi I've been to ends!

[heth]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

It's a sign of acceptance & it means you can "hang" with the lads.

(in fact, you can hang twice as much as us )

Does that mean I can have twice as many drinks?!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Less

I think I once started a thread about a barbi somewhere on here, can't remember how it ends...

Badly, most definitely badly, also usually black & crunchy & those are just the bogeys up yer nose, the meat has gone from crackling to crematoria & the endless Beer, but I'll struggle along manfully.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by heth

Does that mean I can have twice as many drinks?!

Steady, equality only goes so far I'll have you know.

[jaysay]

Bit of thread wondering here chaps, any progress on the Fire extinguisher

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Bit of thread wondering here chaps,

Agreed, but it does you good to have a wonder now & then, just think were we'd be if someone hadn't wondered, what happens when I do this while doing that ? Probably somewhere mentioned in the Darwins back catalogues.

And anyway, if you read carefully it's kinda relevant as we were referring to setting up a nerve centre (admittedly in a Pub & all that entails) to collate all the incoming data, info & intelligence (????? ) being generated on the subject matter.

Then that Heth came along & well, total disruption to the programme !