Alcohol/Canal

[walkinman221]

And the penguins are the ones to watch in my opinion

[Stevie R]

Today I nearly met an Accywebber!!!!

Out walking on the the canal today,

A hirsute young man wearing a baseball cap

Came walking towards me

`Are you Restless?`Say`s I.

[Restless]

Did you ? LOL if so, it wasn't me

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Stevie R

Today I nearly met an Accywebber!!!!

Out walking on the the canal today,

A hirsute young man wearing a baseball cap

Came walking towards me

`Are you Restless?`Say`s I.

You never posted his reply, if someone asked me if I was restless out of the blue, I would probably have said I was a bit fidgety but ok apart from that

[Eric]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

If anybody doubts the validity of our worries about the ducks watch this

Never send a dog to a duck fight. All you need is one of these:

Pump Action Shotgun - Model 870 Wingmaster - Remington Shotguns

I've been using one for over thirty years ... same gun. Best bang for the buck. The only dog that should be involved is a retreiver ... A couple of blasts will no doubt sink the fire extinguisher ... And then we can all sit down to a meal of collateral damage and chips By the way, is there anyone who can recommend a good wine?

[Stevie R]

Originally Posted by davemac

You never posted his reply, if someone asked me if I was restless out of the blue, I would probably have said I was a bit fidgety but ok apart from that

Quick as a flash,he says to his pet penguin,that I forgot to mention.....

`Just where was that extinguisher?

[Restless]

Yeah I will just start blasting a Shotgun on the canal. hell I wouldn't even know how to get one. I will just have to keep to using a pointed stick if they attack!

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Restless

Yeah I will just start blasting a Shotgun on the canal. hell I wouldn't even know how to get one. I will just have to keep to using a pointed stick if they attack!

Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by Eric

Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port

Holy ***** now we know its serious if they are launching old iron clad

[Less]

Originally Posted by Eric

Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port

Sheer and utter propaganda, I don't know who told you this but they are deliberatly trying to mislead you, I have heard of someone from Church leaving their milk, I have even heard of a Churchman that left half a pint after A 6 day drinking spree, but no-one not even a Methodist from Church would leave his fortified wine!

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Eric

If there is any collateral damage ... as in ducks getting blown away ... it would help if someone with taste selects an appropriate wine with which to wash down said collateral damage.

Told you before Eric, they're not big enough to make more than a mouthful yet!

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Eric

You can't just take your penguin and go home And who then would be advocatus diminuativabus alienensis

Errr -ya mean diminutativabus??? or is that Canadian Latin??

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Restless

Ok since this thread has made its way into wacky and wonderful world of 'anything goes' everybody strip naked and dive into the canal.... you first accychris

Originally Posted by davemac

Thing is though, trolls coming on here are frightening the penguins

The penguins have already got spooked and dived into the water but looks as though they cleaned it up first...

[Eric]

Originally Posted by susie123

Errr -ya mean diminutativabus??? or is that Canadian Latin??

It's a form of Latin used by the monks of St. Poutine in their monastery in Tuktoyaktuk.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by susie123

Told you before Eric, they're not big enough to make more than a mouthful yet!

It is with admirable restraint that I refuse to comment.