Alcohol/Canal

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Eric

An upper class twit who collects newts, from "Jeeves and Wooster". He's the type that tories appoint as cabinet ministers in sensitive portfolios.

Well i don't think their that competent.

[Restless]

Close to the action

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Restless

I've been stopping in Clayton since Friday. They are following me

I'm not sure if you have the possible difference between traffic clones , and traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, sorted yet.

The cones that are among us assisting in the separation of traffic from possible problems are traffic cones, thats cones for traffic. These can be approached and put on your head or you can shout down the narrow end DA DIT DA DOOO, or other things as you see fit.

Its the individual clones or specific groups of clones that are not there to assist traffic. These individuals or groups that lurk or poise themselves are the the traffic clones.

It is this subtle difference that has assisted the traffic clones in its relentless infiltration of society. If you come across this group be afraid, be very afraid.

[cashman]

I'm beginning to be concerned, i rang a mate at 12-55 n he said, I will be oer in 10 Mins, Still not arrived n i know fer fact some Cones/Clones ? were lurking near his house, Hope he aint been abducted.

[Wynonie Harris]

Originally Posted by Restless

I've been stopping in Clayton since Friday. They are following me

They've certainly given those railings a right hammering. I wonder if they got impatient, waiting for the pizza shop to open?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Restless

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They're even climbing walls now

[davemac]

Can I just for a moment bring you all back to the extinguisher, just to keep you all up to date with its progress.

It is now in the open and heading for Church again, it is within spitting distance of the bridge that takes the Dunkenhalgh Way over the canal.

[davemac]

Back to the traffic clones, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

I was walking in the area of Hyndburn Brook and up on the high ground I observed the objects that I have presented for discussion to the group. I have no idea what they are, but I noticed a dead traffic clone in the low area adjacent to my position.

[susie123]

Originally Posted by davemac

Back to the traffic clones, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic.

I was walking in the area of Hyndburn Brook and up on the high ground I observed the objects that I have presented for discussion to the group. I have no idea what they are, but I noticed a dead traffic clone in the low area adjacent to my position.

An interesting mutation, with a yellow and black backup. Perhaps they are responsible for seeing off the dead clone that you observed?

[susie123]

Originally Posted by susie123

An interesting mutation, with a yellow and black backup. Perhaps they are responsible for seeing off the dead clone that you observed?

Or are they just waiting for some snow?

[davemac]

Originally Posted by susie123

Or are they just waiting for some snow?

You must go for long walks, the road sign is in Chinese, I trust you take a flask and some bloater paste sandwiches.

[Less]

Originally Posted by susie123

An interesting mutation, with a yellow and black backup. Perhaps they are responsible for seeing off the dead clone that you observed?

Nobody listens to me, I said they where poles!

Originally Posted by Less

Are you sure they are cones?
From what I heard they will be Poles, (they cost less).

[davemac]

The submariner section of the traffic clones must be having difficulties, I submit the photos for analysis. They were all observed in and around Hyndburn Brook, so are not connected to the canal faction.

If you are of a nervous disposition don't view the last one, it has clearly droned.

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Less

Nobody listens to me, I said they where poles!

You are getting to subtle, could you do a sub text with that type of post for those of us that find it hard keeping up with the class.

[Restless]

Originally Posted by davemac

clones and traffic cones, thats cones for traffic

The amount of times you have said this-- I think it quite possible that you are obsessed.

But yeah. Perhaps a further explanation with pictures that explain the differences are in order?