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Old 09-05-2012, 10:27   #706
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I'd risk entering the competition, as long as the Booby Prize includes a tube of personal lubricant
It could be worse, it could be an annual probing!
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:32   #707
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It could be worse, it could be an annual probing!
That's how Jaysay would have put it.
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:40   #708
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That's how Jaysay would have put it.
He could survive either an anul or an annual probing, so long as there isn't a spelling test afterwards.

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Old 09-05-2012, 10:47   #709
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He could survive either an anul or an annual probing, so long as there isn't a spelling test afterwards.

Hey you two I'm listening, do you know it's an offence to take the Pee out of a cripple
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Old 09-05-2012, 10:55   #710
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Hey you two I'm listening, do you know it's an offence to take the Pee out of a cripple
Surely it's a worse offence to put the pee into a cripple?

There's a hose pipe and water bottle attached to the probe!

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Old 09-05-2012, 18:40   #711
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I see from the new avatar that Dave WM221 is finally getting serious about tackling the menaces that surround us - at least he's got the protective gear on!
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Old 09-05-2012, 19:13   #712
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**under the cone
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Old 09-05-2012, 19:53   #713
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Questions have to answered, who is keeping secrets, on todays patrol I was doing a perimeter sweep (yard brush and shovel).

I discovered one of the contributers to this site has not disclosed his close attachment to the traffic clones. The attached pictures show the work location of one of our contributers, yet he has not disclosed to us their existence, why ?
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Old 09-05-2012, 21:08   #714
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Hey you two I'm listening, do you know it's an offence to take the Pee out of a cripple
That would then be a crile
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Old 09-05-2012, 21:18   #715
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LMAO of course the member mentioned the cameras dotted around the place

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Questions have to answered, who is keeping secrets, on todays patrol I was doing a perimeter sweep (yard brush and shovel).

I discovered one of the contributers to this site has not disclosed his close attachment to the traffic clones. The attached pictures show the work location of one of our contributers, yet he has not disclosed to us their existence, why ?
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Old 09-05-2012, 21:29   #716
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Single clone spotted in Killin this afternoon on the old railway walk.They are escaping over the border
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Old 09-05-2012, 23:02   #717
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LMAO of course the member mentioned the cameras dotted around the place

I didn't name names, have you something you want to say?
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Old 09-05-2012, 23:15   #718
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when they are following me to work. No I do not

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Old 09-05-2012, 23:22   #719
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when they are following me to work. No I do not
Ill tell Less, and he's a specialist in "probing"
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Old 10-05-2012, 00:06   #720
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hm why did you edit your post






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