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[Restless]

Not all of them get along. Here is a standoff between clone add fire extinguisher

[Less]

Originally Posted by Restless

Not all of them get along. Here is a standoff between clone add fire extinguisher

Was it High Noon when you tokk that pic?

[Restless]

Originally Posted by Less

Was it High Noon when you tokk that pic?

Would of been better. Nope. About an hour ago. :-)

[annesingleton]

Originally Posted by davemac

You will have to submit photos for a proper assessment to take place,but as the base is open to assist in mating I cannot see that they will have flowers in or be acting as a vase.

Traffic Clones, as opposed to Traffic Cones, thats Cones for traffic are unable to climb steps, or stairs, very similar to Daleks, (and are the same shape coincidently)

They are unable to negotiate obstacles, which gives us an advantage. The uploaded photo demonstrates this problem.
I await your report agent singleton, nanoo nanoo, mork, over and out, Ooh ere misses.

Thank you very much for this information. Unfortunately I don't know how to upload photos on to this site, additionally I don't want to be seen as noseying into people's houses taking photos as it's bad enough having to lurk suspiciously on a street corner to have a cigarette. From what you say though it sounds as though things might be ok and I might just be in panic mode. But do you think they might have turned themselves upside down to fool people into thinking they're harmless domestic objects? And my partner just pointed out that Daleks have now evolved so that they can get up and downstairs! I don't think we are at all safe, I will investigate further tomorrow and do a search of my office to make sure we haven't been infiltrated over the weekend.
Nanoo nanoo, over and out - Agent Singleton signing out.

[davemac]

Originally Posted by annesingleton

Thank you very much for this information. Unfortunately I don't know how to upload photos on to this site, additionally I don't want to be seen as noseying into people's houses taking photos as it's bad enough having to lurk suspiciously on a street corner to have a cigarette. From what you say though it sounds as though things might be ok and I might just be in panic mode. But do you think they might have turned themselves upside down to fool people into thinking they're harmless domestic objects? And my partner just pointed out that Daleks have now evolved so that they can get up and downstairs! I don't think we are at all safe, I will investigate further tomorrow and do a search of my office to make sure we haven't been infiltrated over the weekend.
Nanoo nanoo, over and out - Agent Singleton signing out.

I think you should tell your partner that daleks are on the telly, and not real, but clones are a real and present danger as witnessed by their presence all around us.

To upload a photo, when you click"reply post", in the box that you type in, above it there is a paper clip. clicking this opens the box that lets you upload photos. When this is mastered the world is your lobster.

And yes you have permission from the committee to have a good gawp through windows in the nations interest.

Remember the world is depending on you. this tape will self destruct in............. ...........bum, that went off soon.

[annesingleton]

A message for our leader Davemac - I have been out today with my camera ready to photograph my evidence after being given your permission - both vases have disappeared mysteriously over the weekend, one has been replaced by a cream coloured vase with lilies poking out the top, the other apparently gone forever not sure what to do next would appreciate your advice, on a brighter note no evidence of cones, clones or clowns in my office (well maybe a couple of clowns but can cope with them) - signing out now, etc etc etc.....

[davemac]

Originally Posted by annesingleton

A message for our leader Davemac - I have been out today with my camera ready to photograph my evidence after being given your permission - both vases have disappeared mysteriously over the weekend, one has been replaced by a cream coloured vase with lilies poking out the top, the other apparently gone forever not sure what to do next would appreciate your advice, on a brighter note no evidence of cones, clones or clowns in my office (well maybe a couple of clowns but can cope with them) - signing out now, etc etc etc.....

You must maintain a constant alert status ready for when they reappear, When you call me the leader I feel so rownry

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[Restless]

As you see anne Dave has taught me to always maintain red alert status

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Restless

As you see anne Dave has taught me to always maintain red alert status

Is that a secret agent disguised as an HBC wheelie bin Restless

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Restless

As you see anne Dave has taught me to always maintain red alert status

Do you know what the odds are for a picture to contain both a traffic clone, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, and a shopping trolley in the same picture.
Never mind the fact that it is inside a shopping trolley as well, I think you should buy a lottery ticket!

I assumed you took the photo up your back passage.............short pause for innuendos to be inserted...........and had backup from the group Clone Harvester Under Military Protection. Thats CHUMP for short.

I have just noticed in the background there is a breeding stack, you were lucky to get away.

[Restless]

Seems there is a couple outside my back door.... Pics to follow

[Restless]

[davemac]

The extinguisher report is that it has reversed direction and is now lurking around Riley's Swing bridge, lets be careful out there. The baby extinguisher is still bobbing around the Conservative Club, but don't worry its not a member so they wont let it in.

Secondly I was Walking around Wilson's Playing field when a Clone, as opposed to traffic cones, thats cones for traffic, jumped out and exposed his position to me. I was non plussed, my plus had never been so nonned.

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Restless

You said a couple, I can see three, any explanation for not telling us the full story?

[maxthecollie]

Are they reproducing