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07-05-2007, 13:33
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Alcohol Warning!!!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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07-05-2007, 13:48
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
so that,s what happens when drink alcohol .......well i must change my drink to alcohol and give it a try....thank,s
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07-05-2007, 14:20
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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I still can't find them after the AccyWeb meet, you didn't pinch them did you?
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07-05-2007, 16:17
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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damn... so thats why
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07-05-2007, 18:39
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
what you mean WITH the consumption of alcohol?
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07-05-2007, 20:39
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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This is what we use to call a
TART.........
Fancy a quick one.......
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07-05-2007, 20:45
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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Originally Posted by Doug
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07-05-2007, 23:43
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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Originally Posted by Doug
Fancy a quick one.......
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You do know the doctor has a cure for 'quick ones'?
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08-05-2007, 01:32
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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You do know the doctor has a cure for 'quick ones'?
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Has he, what did he give you for yours................
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08-05-2007, 06:33
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
viagra......
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08-05-2007, 06:55
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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It's times like this that I miss young Jason. I wish he would come back and harass me again
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08-05-2007, 10:22
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
oh he still comes on neil
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08-05-2007, 11:07
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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Originally Posted by flashytart
oh he still comes on neil
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Why did you not tell be earlier?
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Originally Posted by Doug
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There's nothing wrong with tarts, how else would Chav get sh**ed?
(This comment is in no way meant to include the several dozen very nice ladies from AccyWeb that he may or may not have been involved with.
Oh and definitely not the very nice lady he is seeing at the moment, whoever she may be )
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08-05-2007, 11:08
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
pmsfl.................HAHAHAHAHAHA
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08-05-2007, 12:13
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Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
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pmsfl.................HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Honest folks it's not me tickling her
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