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30-12-2005, 08:25	#1
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 56	An Idiot's guide to sex. Idiot's Guide To Sex. A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make. If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over. A threesome does not mean letting the dog watch you use both hands. A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff. That's a pawn shop. Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a church. If she says "doggy style," Do NOT whip down to the local RSPCA. Kama Sutra is not a martial art, therefore don't tell your lover that you have a black belt in it. "Well-endowed" is not a reference to the size of your bank account. If your stomach hurts it is not an orgasm, more likely indigestion or appendicitis. __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!