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15-11-2007, 23:17
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Ancient Confused Wisdom
I will add another one whenever I can.....................
 * Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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15-11-2007, 23:18
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
* A backward poet writes inverse.
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15-11-2007, 23:19
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice one
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15-11-2007, 23:20
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
more to come tomorrow ....if you can take it
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17-11-2007, 19:06
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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17-11-2007, 19:06
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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17-11-2007, 19:07
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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18-11-2007, 09:37
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Re: Ancient Confused Wisdom
pam eyres falls of cliff-------poetry in motion
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18-11-2007, 11:39
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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21-11-2007, 18:26
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion Reading while sunbathing makes you well red What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
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21-11-2007, 20:25
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Man with hands in pocket feels cocky all day
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22-11-2007, 23:24
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
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23-11-2007, 11:31
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These are brilliant ,surely you dont make them all up yourself
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23-11-2007, 19:03
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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