Every now and then an advert appears on the site '3 people have stopped being your friend. Click here to find out who.
Now, I might have considered that to be a heartbreaking situation, except that if that many have unfriended me I am now into the minus figures, because Throughout my life in general I've only had what could be three friends.
Those friends have changed over the years because I or they moved away.
Fortunately I've been lucky enough to have someone else join that merry band of old farts.
At the moment however, I'm down to two friends, both of whom no-one would at first glance call healthy.
The heartbreaking part?
Well, I would rather if it was true, be informed by their next of kin than an ad'.
Here's to my next three friends, though I doubt that our friendship will last as long as the last three.