Are you a stalker??

slinky · 11-11-2006, 18:09

What's your stalker rating........NO cheating

It's you and his mobile in a room. Alone. You........

a) Grab it the second he leaves the room and do the daily three point check - texts, calls, pictures. Emails will have to be later when he goes to the loo.....+10

b) yawn. Turn Enders up. Don't notice. -10

c) Lean over for a quick peek, realise he'd kill you, then sit on your hands to stop yourself checking it. 0

He mentions he is going to the pub on saturday night. You'd planned to go clubbing. What happens??

a) Err, he goes to the pub.....you go clubbing, obviously. 0

B) you cancel your mates, don a hat and coat and sit 'inconspicuously' in the corner ar the boozer. Pick up the newspaper to hide behind on the way, of course. +10

c)You have a brilliant time out clubbing with your mates - but you do pop in to the loo at midnight to give him a quick 'check-in' call. -10

You have a spare 10 minutes at work. How do you spend it??

a) Avoid his calls....god can you not just have 10 minutes to yourself. -10

b) Googling his name. googling his Ex-girlfriends name name. Prank calling him from works phone that comes up anonymous and listen for girls voices in the back ground......gosh this could be a full time job. +10

c) Call him to see what he is upto later 0

He's mentioned a new girl that has just started work at the office. what do you do??

a) Say 'she sounds nice' then tune out. Whateva. -10

b) Make anonymous calls to his work reporting he's a perv who steals from them and tells lies about his qualification, which will get him sacked and away from her. +10

c) Go along for a drink at his works night out and get chatting to her. Opening line? ' so how, do you have a boyfriend?' 0

he introduces you to his best female friend. A month later you.......

A) Aren't loving there one-on-one meet ups that much. 0

b) Think she is fun, but your own mates are funnier so hang out with them, and leave them 2 to it. - 10

c) Have got her to agree you can be her birthing partner if she ever has a baby. And you have made her call you her best mate in the whole universe in public 3 times now. + 10

-50 to -20 = you don't own binoculars.
You're sooo not a stalker. In fact your so un-stalkerish, it's almost as if you don't care about him.

-15 to 15 = you polish your binoculars alot.
Congratulation, you nice stalker you. Being abit freaky is nice and proper.

20 to 50 = You've got a telescope...( complete with zoom lens)

We've got a message to pass onto you. It's from the bug shop - they'd like to thankyou for your custom this year. Oh, and your wig is ready to collect. YOU. ARE. MENTAL. Please stop being MENTAL. thanks.

simon · 11-11-2006, 22:21

Is this only for Lady's ????

mrskitty · 11-11-2006, 22:47

lol i dont need a quiz to tell me what im like...well used to be like,now im in the don't care about him catagory

shillelagh · 11-11-2006, 23:41

-50 to -20 = you don't own binoculars.
You're sooo not a stalker. In fact your so un-stalkerish, it's almost as if you don't care about him.

Thats me!