 |
|
|
|
||||||||
| Anything Goes Anything goes.....well, you'll get away with more here than anywhere else on Accyweb! But remember, we are a child friendly forum! |
|
Welcome to Accrington Web! We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info. You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today! |
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
29-11-2007, 22:43
|
#1 |
|
Resident Waffler
  
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Accrington, Hyndburn
Posts: 18,142
Blog Entries: 14
Liked: 14 times
Rep Power: 1061
|
at the cinema
We went to the cinema the other night. I sat in an aisle seat, as the row was full. Just as the film was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse me." By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Mobile Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
__________________
 |
|
|
| Accrington Web | |
|
|
|
|
29-11-2007, 22:44
|
#2 |
|
Senior Member+
|
Re: at the cinema
 ...............
__________________
Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
|
|
|
|
|
29-11-2007, 22:48
|
#3 |
|
God Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Accrington
Posts: 2,893
Blog Entries: 1
Liked: 19 times
Rep Power: 2366
|
Re: at the cinema
Your lucky!
We had a woman, half way through the film have a full blown conversation with someone she was selling somet too! Right behind us too She called us rude, for telling her to shut up!  |
|
|
|
|
04-12-2007, 01:36
|
#4 |
|
white rabbits
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: cleveleys
Posts: 4,426
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 4234
|
Re: at the cinema
Some people! you couldent make it up could you?
__________________
Not a full brick |
|
|
|
|
05-12-2007, 01:45
|
#5 |
|
Yank in King Art's Court!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Culpeper, Virginia, USA
Posts: 1,403
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 264
|
Re: at the cinema
Willow, please tell me that was a joke!
Brian
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
05-12-2007, 21:26
|
#7 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: here
Posts: 974
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 70
|
Re: at the cinema
Not bad willow
__________________
Used to be known as Aleks, Tadah and Silvermain. |
|
|
|
|
05-12-2007, 21:28
|
#8 |
|
God Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: i'm on the edge of glory
Posts: 13,528
Liked: 214 times
Rep Power: 95231
|
Re: at the cinema
yes the blonde bit kinda gave that away Brian
__________________
When people walk away from you, let them go... It doesn't mean they are bad people, it just means their part in your story is over |
|
|
|
|
06-12-2007, 12:16
|
#9 |
|
white rabbits
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: cleveleys
Posts: 4,426
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 4234
|
Re: at the cinema
quote=grannyclaret;500282]Some people! you couldent make it up could you?
[/quote] So you could make it up then !
__________________
Not a full brick |
|
|
|
|
06-12-2007, 16:05
|
#10 |
|
Senior Member+
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,187
Liked: 0 times
Rep Power: 98
|
Re: at the cinema
lol i like this one
__________________
blackburn rovers born n bred since 1977 a proper football club,built on the foundations laid by a true fan..andy dunn notw 08....fantastic !!! |
|
|
|
|
06-12-2007, 18:04
|
#11 |
|
God Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Accrington
Posts: 2,539
Liked: 2 times
Rep Power: 900
|
Re: at the cinema
She was really blonde then? lol
__________________
www.fgcc.co  If time travel were possible, wouldn't somebody have been back or forward and told us by now? |
|
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 03:50.
