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21-07-2004, 05:56
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Aussie Love Poem
Australian Love Poem
Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So your bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's something there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it's very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was good as I Was ever gonna get No matter wot you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy's on And fetch another beer. |
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21-07-2004, 09:14
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
i like lol...... typical bloke especially ending, sorry guys
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21-07-2004, 14:52
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
i like that one darby,
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24-07-2004, 12:16
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
Nice One Darby - just remember gravity effects blokes too!!!
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24-07-2004, 13:20
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Re: Aussie Love Poem
The Australian, the Frenchman and the Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.
“After I have zee sex wiz my wife’” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.” “After I screw my wife,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. She’s in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.” “Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe my d**k on the curtains and she hits the roof!”
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