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Old 16-05-2007, 11:36   #1
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Bacon and egg butts

I really, really do enjoy a good bacon and egg buttie for breakfast and the shop I go to does them beautifully, the bacon is never too crisp and the yolk in the egg is always nice and runny he makes his own oven bottom baps and the whole concoction is magic.

Today I got one as usual and was sitting at my keyboard reading accyweb, when I did my usual trick of lifting the corner of the bread to check where the yolk is it was facing towards me so I turned the butty around so that I knew it would be the last thing I ate and could move away from my P.C. when I was getting close to the dangerous runny bit.

Today however disaster! I bit into my butty and egg on my face, in my hair over a clean pair of jeans, soaking into the carpet draining and congeling between the keys of my keyboard and running down my monitor, (hey I might leave that bit on the monitor it's like some modern art form type screen saver ), the reason for this accident? well it seems that today was my 'lucky' day and the shop had put a double yoker on my sandwich so when I bit in hard everything got a share.
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:38   #2
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Re: Bacon and egg butts

I bet it's not the first time you've had egg on your face!
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:41   #3
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ahhh twin eggs, suppose to lucky that!!....
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:41   #4
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Re: Bacon and egg butts

Less you don't half get yourself into some predicaments!

All this could be avoided my making your own bacon and egg butty. Then you'd know exactly where the yolk was.
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:41   #5
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in my hair over a clean pair of jeans, soaking into the carpet draining and congeling between the keys of my keyboard and running down my monitor, (hey I might leave that bit on the monitor it's like some modern art form type screen saver )
Are you sure you have not been on those iffy web sites you like to visit again
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:44   #6
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Are you sure you have not been on those iffy web sites you like to visit again
like what???? ....no better not answer that!
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Old 16-05-2007, 11:52   #7
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Lovely Stuff.

Nowt better when that happens on your dinner from work. (Past Experiance).

And what a ****** it will be to clean your keyboard.
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Old 16-05-2007, 12:23   #8
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So far Less, nobody has actually said it looks like the yolk's on you.
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So far Less, nobody has actually said it looks like the yolk's on you.
We are not that cheesy
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Old 16-05-2007, 14:12   #10
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Re: Bacon and egg butts

I know we shouldn't eat over our keyboards - but who doesn't?
I make a batch of cookies every week - have to upturn my keyboard daily to knock the crumbs out. When I have added crushed walnuts, it sometimes needs a toothpick to root out the big bits.
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Old 16-05-2007, 14:30   #11
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A friend of mine used to eat barbequed spare ribs when she was online and then tell me her keyboard was full of 'sticky ribby juice'
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