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Old 28-10-2006, 01:46   #16
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Re: Battle of the Sex's
According to Darwin, the survival of the fittest, will mean men will always be the victor.

Ladies stop to tinkle, men can do it on the go.
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Old 28-10-2006, 01:48   #17
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Who says men are the fittest? You should see some of the men who come into where i work!
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Old 28-10-2006, 01:51   #18
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Who says men are the fittest? You should see some of the men who come into where i work!
That's an act, because they might not want to breed with you.

If they did, they would display their pretty tails for you, like a peacock.
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Old 28-10-2006, 01:54   #19
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That's an act, because they might not want to breed with you.

If they did, they would display their pretty tails for you, like a peacock.
So thats why i've been celibate for so long then - no ones been displaying their tails for me! Mind you some of the men i've seen lately i wouldnt want them to anyway!
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Old 28-10-2006, 01:58   #20
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men can do it on the go.
Unless they stop for a chat on the way, and pee on each others shoes
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Old 28-10-2006, 02:00   #21
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Just don't try it with him.
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Old 28-10-2006, 02:15   #24
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NO WAY!!!!! Is that actually him? Guardian of the Coke Cola Can?
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I can assure you Tinks et. al., for the most part, men are still men here in the States. Give me a pair of blue jeans and I'll wear em for a couple of weeks, (although I do change me underwear a bit more often!) I'll brush my hair once in the morning and if it "needs work" I put the ballcap on before heading out!

If I have a phone conversation with me mates it's: "hey, what's up, okay, what time, see ya then!"

If someone could get my pictures from my computer to Accyweb, you'd see that I can be dandyish enough when the need arises!

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"Does my bum look big in this?"
YES

Why do you always ask questions you already know the answer too?
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