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Old 21-05-2013, 18:47   #1
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Beer And Well, Beer.

Every now and then I buy some take home beer, (as if I never have enough in the pub),

Now I have no problem with cask, or drink it even though it might taste rough but it's natural.

I look along the shelves and now and then pick up something different.

Today I picked up 24 bottles of something called Biere, now, even I know this is French for piste poor lager, but it was SOooo cheap even I couldn't resist, what the hey it will last me through tonight.


Well, here I am half way through the case, mainly because it's in bottles smaller than babycham came in.

It does have me thinking though, fortunately not about anything profound.

24 bottles, the beer to brew = next to nowt.

Am I actually buying the bottles to re-cycle and the beer comes free?

Darned sure the glass is worth more.
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Old 21-05-2013, 18:55   #2
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Every now and then I buy some take home beer, (as if I never have enough in the pub),

Now I have no problem with cask, or drink it even though it might taste rough but it's natural.

I look along the shelves and now and then pick up something different.

Today I picked up 24 bottles of something called Biere, now, even I know this is French for piste poor lager, but it was SOooo cheap even I couldn't resist, what the hey it will last me through tonight.


Well, here I am half way through the case, mainly because it's in bottles smaller than babycham came in.

It does have me thinking though, fortunately not about anything profound.

24 bottles, the beer to brew = next to nowt.

Am I actually buying the bottles to re-cycle and the beer comes free?

Darned sure the glass is worth more.
Looks like you'll be needing another blue box Less
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Old 21-05-2013, 19:03   #3
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Looks like you'll be needing another blue box Less
Nah, the one I have is useless, I had it under my bed, used it as a guzzunder for about three months, saved me having to get up too often during the night.

It was puzzling for a while, never needed emptying, then I noticed the drainage holes in the bottom of it!

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Old 21-05-2013, 19:08   #4
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Nah, the one I have is useless, I had it under my bed, used it as a guzzunder for about three months, saved me having to get up too often during the night.

It was puzzling for a while, never needed emptying, then I noticed the drainage holes in the bottom of it!

You don't live in an upstairs flat do ya Less
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Old 21-05-2013, 19:16   #5
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You don't live in an upstairs flat do ya Less
No, but is the one above you vacant? I would love to move into a one bed-roomed flat that gave me the chance to pische on a Tory!
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Old 22-05-2013, 06:35   #6
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And you was still sober after drinking all 24 bottles?
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Old 22-05-2013, 07:34   #7
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And you was still sober after drinking all 24 bottles?
Yes and he micturated* a lot in that blue box with the holes in

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Old 22-05-2013, 07:40   #8
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Yes and he micturated* a lot in that blue box with the holes in [/SIZE]
Thats a new un on me. assume it means slashed?
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Old 22-05-2013, 07:45   #9
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Yes and he micturated* a lot in that blue box with the holes in

*That'll get past Mick the Mod
Er no it wont
but its ok for the swear filters upto now
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Old 22-05-2013, 07:51   #10
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Thats a new un on me. assume it means slashed?
piddled even
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Old 22-05-2013, 08:11   #11
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No, but is the one above you vacant? I would love to move into a one bed-roomed flat that gave me the chance to pische on a Tory!
Its reight we're used to it, always following Labour about with a mop and bucket
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Old 22-05-2013, 08:49   #12
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Its reight we're used to it, always following Labour about with a mop and bucket
I guess that's cos' a lot of their policies don't hold water Jay...metaphorically* speaking

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Old 22-05-2013, 09:01   #13
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I guess that's cos' a lot of their policies don't hold water Jay...metaphorically* speaking

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Stop it off Mr D. he'll be having a brain storm
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Old 22-05-2013, 09:20   #14
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Stop it off Mr D. he'll be having a brain storm
Naah Jay.. it's in the news today so it must be true...we can blame iodine deficiency............
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Old 22-05-2013, 10:16   #15
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I guess that's cos' a lot of their policies don't hold water Jay...metaphorically* speaking

* That's two new words for young Mr Cashman today
Oh that ones not new, but why use big uns, when short blunt will do?
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