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21-07-2006, 07:52
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Best Country and western songs of all time
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. 8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having YouHere 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 22. Please Bypass this Heart 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly |
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21-07-2006, 12:08
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Re: Best Country and western songs of all time
My sense of humour found this one the funniest
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21-07-2006, 18:04
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Re: Best Country and western songs of all time
dear penis by rodney carrington
google it , has to be one of the all time best country records |
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21-07-2006, 20:25
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Re: Best Country and western songs of all time
She Got The Goldmine And I Got The Shaft
Store Bought Teeth Jesus Dropkick Me Through The Goalposts Of Life
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21-07-2006, 21:52
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Re: Best Country and western songs of all time
never heard no24 but i,d love a copy.
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22-07-2006, 23:03
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Re: Best Country and western songs of all time
she,s acting single and i,m drinking doubles.... cant remember who sang it
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